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[Debs.]

NEVER TEST A WOMAN

The CIA had a job vacancy for an assassin.
After all of the background checks, interviews and testing was done, there were three finalists, two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun,


I know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.
Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair, KILL HER!! The man said "you can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife" the agent said "Then you're not the right man for this job!".

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said "You don't have what it takes, Take your wife and go home."

Finally it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.
Shots were heard, one shot after another.......They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls and then finally, pitiful-pleading.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped sweat from her brow and said:
"You b*****ds!....you didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks, I had to beat him to death with the bloody chair!"  

[Vamps]

   

[cem_devecioglu]

 

 

[albitz]

i think someone should give debs her own tv show ,much funnier than most of the so called comedians on there these days

[mars]