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cigarettes and tampons
« on: 14 March 2008, 22:05:05 »

A man walks into a pharmacy and . up & down the aisles.

The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball
of string on the counter.

She says, confused, ' Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons
for your wife?

He answers, ' You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to
the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a
tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo
much cheaper.

So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.
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Re: cigarettes and tampons
« Reply #1 on: 14 March 2008, 22:08:48 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: cigarettes and tampons
« Reply #2 on: 14 March 2008, 22:20:11 »

love it  :y
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Re: cigarettes and tampons
« Reply #3 on: 14 March 2008, 22:46:03 »

LOL ;D ;D :y :y :y
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Re: cigarettes and tampons
« Reply #4 on: 14 March 2008, 23:05:00 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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