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Debs.

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Speaking Clock....
« on: 15 March 2008, 13:08:26 »
A drunk was proudly showing off his new flat to a couple of his friends late one night, and led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.

"What's that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked.

"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.

"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.

"Yup," replied the drunk

"How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it.

"Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back.
The three stood looking at one another for a moment.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed:
"You rather idiot...it's three-fifteen in the morning!"  ;D
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Re: Speaking Clock....
« Reply #1 on: 15 March 2008, 13:17:26 »
 8-) on form Debs i lmao
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Re: Speaking Clock....
« Reply #2 on: 15 March 2008, 13:21:37 »
Was expecting a reply like that, but still made me laugh.
Thanks Deb's  ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Speaking Clock....
« Reply #3 on: 15 March 2008, 13:28:03 »
Genius, Debs 'Strikes' again! ::)




Taxi for Frazer!
« Last Edit: 15 March 2008, 13:28:36 by big_fra »
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Re: Speaking Clock....
« Reply #4 on: 15 March 2008, 16:50:02 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Speaking Clock....
« Reply #5 on: 15 March 2008, 18:08:49 »
 :D ;D :D :y
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Re: Speaking Clock....
« Reply #6 on: 15 March 2008, 20:20:29 »
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Genius, Debs 'Strikes' again! ::)




Taxi for Frazer!

Is that where they are coming from, I thought she was buying posh Christmas crackers, like the ones  you get from M&S
 ;D ;D ;D
« Last Edit: 15 March 2008, 20:20:52 by floodm »
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