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Johnny English

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Six word stories
« on: 02 December 2011, 12:03:52 »

Heya all,

 somewhere I've read about Ernest Hemingway who used to bet some dollars to write a complete story - only in six words. He won.  I wrote one too, about my miggy :" Like wife: job done - sometimes striking."  It's not too easy to extract a story into six word so I won't bet on grammatical correctness of my story... ;D But I suppose it's very good fun. :y Do you have any?  ;)
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Re: Six word stories
« Reply #1 on: 02 December 2011, 12:17:11 »

Coventry suffer another defeat at Portsmouth   :( :( :( at least it will be a a true story in a few hrs time  ;) ;D
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Re: Six word stories
« Reply #2 on: 02 December 2011, 12:31:53 »

Coventry suffer another defeat at Portsmouth   :( :( :( at least it will be a a true story in a few hrs time  ;) ;D
;D ;D ;D

English people no sense of humor :y
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Re: Six word stories
« Reply #3 on: 02 December 2011, 12:59:51 »

English humor is unlimited, needs Englishman... :y :y :y That's why I don't understand sometimes... :'( :'( :'(
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Re: Six word stories
« Reply #4 on: 02 December 2011, 15:26:10 »

Unison represents a country in decline
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Re: Six word stories
« Reply #5 on: 02 December 2011, 17:36:16 »

As used by many of our political masters nowadays;

We are all in this together


Ha Ha Ha - that gave me a wee laugh, the disingenuous bastids.
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Re: Six word stories
« Reply #6 on: 02 December 2011, 18:32:33 »

Here's a three word one from my sons book 'Shorts', it's called "The short life of Barbara, the lamb who froze to death" :
 
Baaaaaaaa, Brrrrrrr, Aaaaarrrrr.............
 
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Re: Six word stories
« Reply #7 on: 03 December 2011, 06:20:51 »

Here's a three word one from my sons book 'Shorts', it's called "The short life of Barbara, the lamb who froze to death" :
 
Baaaaaaaa, Brrrrrrr, Aaaaarrrrr.............
 
 ;D ;D ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D hereafter nobody tell me that you don't have sense of humor... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Six word stories
« Reply #8 on: 03 December 2011, 20:01:21 »

Here's a three word one from my sons book 'Shorts', it's called "The short life of Barbara, the lamb who froze to death" :
 
Baaaaaaaa, Brrrrrrr, Aaaaarrrrr.............
 
 ;D ;D ;D



Bloody 'Mint' that one Steve! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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