the only thing about going to pubs this time of year its full of pratts especially in london all the only drink once a year are out in force tarquin and his office mates all slaughtered on half a pint
And order a round one drink at a time as in
"A pint of lager please (wait for pouring)
and a pint of bitter, oh what bitter do you have?"
turn around to throng
" Alastair which bitter would you like they have several?"
Back to barmaid
"A pint of whatever please"
Back to Alastair
"They don't have any whatever"
Back to Barmaid
" A pint of that one please"(wait for pouring)
"A dry white wine"(wait for pouring)
"Another pint of lager"(wait for pouring)
"Another dry white wine" (wait for pouring)
"A white coffee"(wait for making of said)
"Another pint of lager"(wait for pouring)
"A gin and tonic"(wait for pouring)
etc.
and then want to pay with a bloody credit card

what happened to the good old days