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Re: most people would nick
« Reply #15 on: 10 January 2012, 20:44:25 »

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« Reply #17 on: 10 January 2012, 21:28:44 »

Why did the chicken cross the road?
 
 Because it was in anthony worral thompsons pocket.
 
 Ready, Steady, No-one look!
 
 The cops searched his house and found some left-over Christmas cake.
 
 He admitted it was stollen.
 
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« Reply #19 on: 10 January 2012, 21:36:06 »

some good pics been posted ;D :y
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« Reply #20 on: 10 January 2012, 21:43:24 »

Tonka, you are a wicked wicked person!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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« Reply #21 on: 10 January 2012, 21:50:13 »

excellent  ;D ;D ;D very good you all :y
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« Reply #22 on: 10 January 2012, 21:53:26 »

Worral Thompson is no thief  It was just emmental block.  How does Anthony Worral-Thompson make an ommelette? First, take two eggs…

  They’re all at it – I just saw Nigella Lawson running out of Waitrose with two large melons under her coat
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« Reply #23 on: 10 January 2012, 21:55:28 »

Apparently off the back of recent publicity, Anthony Worrel Thompson is going to relaunch himself with a new Cookery Programme - about picking up bargains in your local supermarket :y
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« Reply #24 on: 10 January 2012, 21:59:02 »

Worral Thompson is no thief  It was just emmental block.  How does Anthony Worral-Thompson make an ommelette? First, take two eggs…

  They’re all at it – I just saw Nigella Lawson running out of Waitrose with two large melons under her coat


at least we know they are real titties  not the pip exploders ;D
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