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Nickbat

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Daft woman
« on: 11 January 2012, 13:08:45 »
I received this email today:

Good day!
I have travelled a long and dangerous road looking for you.
The road twisted and turned. The thorns along the left deep cuts in my hands. I looked for love, but found nothing except pain and heartache. I know that that day when I meet you I will see into your soul and realise that you are the only one for me. Then roses bloom in place of the thorns because of my love for you.
So long
deborah

Frankly, if she can't figure out that all you need to do is take the Northern Line then the 113 bus to reach me, she must be really thick!!  ;) ;D
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Re: Daft woman
« Reply #1 on: 11 January 2012, 14:46:00 »
Would you mind passing my details to her? :-* :-*
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Re: Daft woman
« Reply #2 on: 11 January 2012, 16:12:59 »
Quote from: Nickbat on 11 January 2012, 13:08:45
I received this email today:

Good day!
I have travelled a long and dangerous road looking for you.
The road twisted and turned. The thorns along the left deep cuts in my hands. I looked for love, but found nothing except pain and heartache. I know that that day when I meet you I will see into your soul and realise that you are the only one for me. Then roses bloom in place of the thorns because of my love for you.
So long
deborah

Frankly, if she can't figure out that all you need to do is take the Northern Line then the 113 bus to reach me, she must be really thick!!  ;) ;D

Hahahahaha  :y :y :y
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Re: Daft woman
« Reply #3 on: 11 January 2012, 16:31:53 »
and mine
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Re: Daft woman
« Reply #4 on: 11 January 2012, 17:18:25 »
Get in there Nick!!!  :y :y :y
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Re: Daft woman
« Reply #5 on: 11 January 2012, 17:26:38 »
 ;D ;D maybe she did not hav an oyster card  :D :D

when i first met wifey i brought her a sat nav as we lived 120 miles apart she still got lost :D :D :D
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