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[TheBoy]

I was dead to the world until 9:30 this morning

Then did Vinnie Jones come round?

No, an ol' bag poked me and said "get up you lazy bastard"

[pirate]

got up at about 9 took dog for a walk , bacon butty waiting for me,then took her indoors and youngest to get new chair for computer at local staples  bugger one i want out of stock till next wedsday but did get my old mum a new dyson hoover at currys to help her out as there very light . then home warmed up so got the beach buggy out and took her for a few miles to bed new eng in ye ha makes you feel 21 again and scared a few walkers with the noise.

[Richie London]

I was dead to the world until 9:30 this morning

Then did Vinnie Jones come round?

No, an ol' bag poked me and said "get up you lazy bastard"

mother in law staying??

[Richie London]

Had 12hrs sleep thanks to Mr vladimir vodka,washing and hoovering done, nice bit of breakfast and as i hevent been out since before xmas i shall indulge in a few bevvies in the pub later. my legs are absolutely aching from up and down 5 flights if stairs fir the last 2 days but give it a week and I'll  be running up and down them. 

what's everyone up to today, nice quiet day with there loved ones?

.......these are jobs for a woman, Richie.

When i can find a woman capable of doing easy tasks then I'll get one 

[smithpa7]

Went for a three mile run at 07.00. Walked the dog for 30 minutes afterwards.
I then cooked breakfast for two hungry teenagers, greedy devils, I don't know how they are so thin...I am so jealous
Checked the oil in both cars. Topped up the washer bottles.
Cleaned the upholstery in the Bavarian Muck Wagon. I used Vanish in a 9:1 mix with cool water, I am rather pleased with the results
I then spent 2 hours working the company books and sent them to the accountant. Self Assesment and Annual return is due
This afternoon, I have done bugger all except watch football, happy days
I am now waiting for my Sunday dinner, I can smell that Roast Chicken dinner wafting through the house, I can't wait. I might even enjoy a bottle of Crabbies Ginger beer later

[jonnycool]

Went for a walk in the woods, whacking things with sticks with my boy, great fun 

[Seth]

Went for a walk in the woods, whacking things with sticks with my boy, great fun 

Bet you never gave a second thought to those of us who freely gave-up their Sunday morning to go to work!

[jonnycool]

Went for a walk in the woods, whacking things with sticks with my boy, great fun 

Bet you never gave a second thought to those of us who freely gave-up their Sunday morning to go to work!

I spend half my life in work mate, I savour every moment I have away from the damned place - I don't get any more money for doing extra hours 

[Seth]

Went for a walk in the woods, whacking things with sticks with my boy, great fun 

Bet you never gave a second thought to those of us who freely gave-up their Sunday morning to go to work!

I spend half my life in work mate, I savour every moment I have away from the damned place - I don't get any more money for doing extra hours

I do ............ but then I haven't got a fat wallet like yours!

[jonnycool]

Went for a walk in the woods, whacking things with sticks with my boy, great fun 

Bet you never gave a second thought to those of us who freely gave-up their Sunday morning to go to work!

I spend half my life in work mate, I savour every moment I have away from the damned place - I don't get any more money for doing extra hours

I do ............ but then I haven't got a fat wallet like yours!

Oh it's fat alright - full of IOU's 

[bored bigyin54]

yes of the wife jon