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Re: Whatever happened to.........
« Reply #45 on: 28 February 2012, 19:42:39 »
Quote from: Guffer on 28 February 2012, 19:27:21
Quote from: Mr Skrunts on 28 February 2012, 19:13:55
and just to upset stom and optic I am still here.  ::) ::)

Aye aye skrunts!  How's things up in Sheff?

Nowt changes up ere matey  :y ::)
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Re: Whatever happened to.........
« Reply #46 on: 28 February 2012, 19:44:19 »
Quote from: Martian on 28 February 2012, 19:42:09
Quote from: TheBoy on 28 February 2012, 19:19:34
Quote from: Martian on 28 February 2012, 17:49:15

Jeez, that means I should be hung like a donkey...   ...must be my refusal to turn the central heating on  :-[
Yeah, but everyone knows that fat blokes have small dicks  ;D ;D
That explains an awful lot ;D
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Re: Whatever happened to.........
« Reply #47 on: 28 February 2012, 19:46:04 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 28 February 2012, 19:44:19
Quote from: Martian on 28 February 2012, 19:42:09
Quote from: TheBoy on 28 February 2012, 19:19:34
Quote from: Martian on 28 February 2012, 17:49:15

Jeez, that means I should be hung like a donkey...   ...must be my refusal to turn the central heating on  :-[
Yeah, but everyone knows that fat blokes have small dicks  ;D ;D
That explains an awful lot ;D

Small nail, big hammer, no complaints :y ;D
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Re: Whatever happened to.........
« Reply #48 on: 28 February 2012, 19:48:25 »
It's not only fat blokes, I'm quite slim and mine's tiny  :y
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Re: Whatever happened to.........
« Reply #49 on: 28 February 2012, 19:50:21 »
Quote from: STMO123 on 28 February 2012, 19:48:25
It's not only fat blokes, I'm quite slim and mine's tiny  :y
Age withered it away? Or was you always underendowed?
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Re: Whatever happened to.........
« Reply #50 on: 28 February 2012, 19:57:55 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 28 February 2012, 19:50:21
Quote from: STMO123 on 28 February 2012, 19:48:25
It's not only fat blokes, I'm quite slim and mine's tiny  :y
Age withered it away? Or was you always underendowed?
Always been minuscule. When I used to say "You wouldn't like it for a wart over your eye", the girls told me it wouldn't even be noticable on the end of their nose. Nursery kids can be cruel  :'(
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Re: Whatever happened to.........
« Reply #51 on: 28 February 2012, 20:05:36 »
i always thought it was really ugly blokes that had a big knob....count

Albs must be hung like a horse

me i am fat and ugly but my body cant make up its mind if wigley comes out to play or not.old age its bloody great :y
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Re: Whatever happened to.........
« Reply #52 on: 28 February 2012, 20:06:57 »
Quote from: paul.lovejoy on 28 February 2012, 20:05:36
i always thought it was really ugly blokes that had a big knob....count

Albs must be hung like a horse

me i am fat and ugly but my body cant make up its mind if wigley comes out to play or not.old age its bloody great :y

Too much information.....mind bleach please, again! ;D ;D
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Re: Whatever happened to.........
« Reply #53 on: 28 February 2012, 20:11:55 »
bottle of morgans spice / rum normally does the trick 8) ;D
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Re: Whatever happened to.........
« Reply #54 on: 28 February 2012, 22:14:23 »
Quote from: STMO123 on 28 February 2012, 19:48:25
It's not only fat blokes, I'm quite slim and mine's tiny  :y

It's not the "size of the cannon but the power of the shot" Steve  :y
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Re: Whatever happened to.........
« Reply #55 on: 28 February 2012, 22:26:17 »
Quote from: Mr Skrunts on 28 February 2012, 19:13:55
and just to upset stom and optic I am still here.  ::) ::)

Welcome back, Skruntie. Are you going to post a few tits?.......You know you want to...... ;)
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Re: Whatever happened to.........
« Reply #56 on: 28 February 2012, 22:54:29 »
Back on track.... :P :P :P
We have not heard from Zippo for a long long time, I emailed him with no response, in this case I sadly suspect the worst as he was not a well man :'( :'(   but we had some great chat when he was on.. :y
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Re: Whatever happened to.........
« Reply #57 on: 28 February 2012, 22:57:25 »
Martin Imber has also completely disappeared.Rarely see Countess Dundee.Unfortunately STMO has turned up - again.
Admins should change his username to Badpenny. :P
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Re: Whatever happened to.........
« Reply #58 on: 28 February 2012, 23:02:44 »
Quote from: paul.lovejoy on 28 February 2012, 20:05:36
i always thought it was really ugly blokes that had a big knob....count

Albs must be hung like a horse

me i am fat and ugly but my body cant make up its mind if wigley comes out to play or not.old age its bloody great :y

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

That gave me a laff
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Re: Whatever happened to.........
« Reply #59 on: 28 February 2012, 23:09:40 »
Quote from: Mantahatch on 28 February 2012, 13:40:47
Lizzie and Banjax both driven out by a small minority, both missed by me.

Me too  :'(
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