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Re: Hand on Heart
« Reply #60 on: 03 April 2008, 21:19:44 »
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Marie i think Turbo Timex was actually talkin about you........ I could not believe it........ damned right rude I say..... In fact I think he deserves a jolly good thrashing at the next meet for such things :)


if i bend over you can kiss may as* to if you  like with all this grovellin. :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

just kiddin ;D ;D ;D wouldnt wan t you near my backside ;)

To be honest not sure i would want to be near either, I have heard some of the farts you women do ;D
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Re: Hand on Heart
« Reply #61 on: 03 April 2008, 21:19:56 »
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Marie i think Turbo Timex was actually talkin about you........ I could not believe it........ damned right rude I say..... In fact I think he deserves a jolly good thrashing at the next meet for such things :)


if i bend over you can kiss may as* to if you  like with all this grovellin. :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

just kiddin ;D ;D ;D wouldnt wan t you near my backside ;)

No No...hes on the other side now..............nice boy
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Re: Hand on Heart
« Reply #62 on: 03 April 2008, 21:21:07 »
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Marie i think Turbo Timex was actually talkin about you........ I could not believe it........ damned right rude I say..... In fact I think he deserves a jolly good thrashing at the next meet for such things :)


if i bend over you can kiss may as* to if you  like with all this grovellin. :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

just kiddin ;D ;D ;D wouldnt wan t you near my backside ;)

No No...hes on the other side now..............nice boy


 :y :y :y
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« Reply #63 on: 03 April 2008, 21:22:48 »
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Marie i think Turbo Timex was actually talkin about you........ I could not believe it........ damned right rude I say..... In fact I think he deserves a jolly good thrashing at the next meet for such things :)


if i bend over you can kiss may as* to if you  like with all this grovellin. :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

just kiddin ;D ;D ;D wouldnt wan t you near my backside ;)

No No...hes on the other side now..............nice boy

I will meet you by the railings after school ;D
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« Reply #64 on: 03 April 2008, 21:24:07 »
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Marie i think Turbo Timex was actually talkin about you........ I could not believe it........ damned right rude I say..... In fact I think he deserves a jolly good thrashing at the next meet for such things :)


if i bend over you can kiss may as* to if you  like with all this grovellin. :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

just kiddin ;D ;D ;D wouldnt wan t you near my backside ;)

No No...hes on the other side now..............nice boy

I will meet you by the railings after school ;D

break.......im out of here
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« Reply #65 on: 03 April 2008, 21:27:21 »
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Marie i think Turbo Timex was actually talkin about you........ I could not believe it........ damned right rude I say..... In fact I think he deserves a jolly good thrashing at the next meet for such things :)


if i bend over you can kiss may as* to if you  like with all this grovellin. :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

just kiddin ;D ;D ;D wouldnt wan t you near my backside ;)

No No...hes on the other side now..............nice boy

I will meet you by the railings after school ;D

break.......im out of here

Whats wrong with the bike shed, it's going to be cold. Or there is a layby near to where I live, saw a Range Rover in there tonight.  :D
As I was PASSING :)
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« Reply #66 on: 03 April 2008, 21:27:57 »
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Marie i think Turbo Timex was actually talkin about you........ I could not believe it........ damned right rude I say..... In fact I think he deserves a jolly good thrashing at the next meet for such things :)


if i bend over you can kiss may as* to if you  like with all this grovellin. :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

just kiddin ;D ;D ;D wouldnt wan t you near my backside ;)

No No...hes on the other side now..............nice boy

I will meet you by the railings after school ;D

break.......im out of here


Get your coat you pulled mate! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #67 on: 03 April 2008, 21:28:58 »
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Marie i think Turbo Timex was actually talkin about you........ I could not believe it........ damned right rude I say..... In fact I think he deserves a jolly good thrashing at the next meet for such things :)


if i bend over you can kiss may as* to if you  like with all this grovellin. :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

just kiddin ;D ;D ;D wouldnt wan t you near my backside ;)

No No...hes on the other side now..............nice boy

I will meet you by the railings after school ;D

break.......im out of here

Whats wrong with the bike shed, it's going to be cold. Or there is a layby near to where I live, saw a Range Rover in there tonight.  :D
As I was PASSING WIND :)

 ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #68 on: 03 April 2008, 21:29:39 »
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Marie i think Turbo Timex was actually talkin about you........ I could not believe it........ damned right rude I say..... In fact I think he deserves a jolly good thrashing at the next meet for such things :)


if i bend over you can kiss may as* to if you  like with all this grovellin. :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

just kiddin ;D ;D ;D wouldnt wan t you near my backside ;)

No No...hes on the other side now..............nice boy

I will meet you by the railings after school ;D

break.......im out of here


Get your coat you pulled mate! ;D ;D ;D ;D

Well Maggie ain't bad lookin really with the light off ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #69 on: 03 April 2008, 21:30:39 »
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Marie i think Turbo Timex was actually talkin about you........ I could not believe it........ damned right rude I say..... In fact I think he deserves a jolly good thrashing at the next meet for such things :)


if i bend over you can kiss may as* to if you  like with all this grovellin. :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

just kiddin ;D ;D ;D wouldnt wan t you near my backside ;)

No No...hes on the other side now..............nice boy

I will meet you by the railings after school ;D

break.......im out of here


Get your coat you pulled mate! ;D ;D ;D ;D

Aw god............the only thing i will be pulling tonight is the rope around his neck.. ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #70 on: 03 April 2008, 21:31:10 »
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Marie i think Turbo Timex was actually talkin about you........ I could not believe it........ damned right rude I say..... In fact I think he deserves a jolly good thrashing at the next meet for such things :)


if i bend over you can kiss may as* to if you  like with all this grovellin. :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

just kiddin ;D ;D ;D wouldnt wan t you near my backside ;)

No No...hes on the other side now..............nice boy

I will meet you by the railings after school ;D

break.......im out of here


Get your coat you pulled mate! ;D ;D ;D ;D

Well Maggie ain't bad lookin really with the light off ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

You want to buy some paper bags .... cheap... just in case .. ???  :)
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« Reply #71 on: 03 April 2008, 21:31:58 »
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Marie i think Turbo Timex was actually talkin about you........ I could not believe it........ damned right rude I say..... In fact I think he deserves a jolly good thrashing at the next meet for such things :)


if i bend over you can kiss may as* to if you  like with all this grovellin. :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

just kiddin ;D ;D ;D wouldnt wan t you near my backside ;)

No No...hes on the other side now..............nice boy

I will meet you by the railings after school ;D

break.......im out of here


Get your coat you pulled mate! ;D ;D ;D ;D

Aw god............the only thing i will be pulling tonight is the rope around his neck.. ;D ;D ;D

Kinky ;) ;D ;D ;D
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Marie i think Turbo Timex was actually talkin about you........ I could not believe it........ damned right rude I say..... In fact I think he deserves a jolly good thrashing at the next meet for such things :)


if i bend over you can kiss may as* to if you  like with all this grovellin. :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

just kiddin ;D ;D ;D wouldnt wan t you near my backside ;)

No No...hes on the other side now..............nice boy

I will meet you by the railings after school ;D

break.......im out of here


Get your coat you pulled mate! ;D ;D ;D ;D

Well Maggie ain't bad lookin really with the light off ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

You want to buy some paper bags .... cheap... just in case .. ???  :)

And a few drinks ;D ;D Well, quit a few. ;D
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Re: Hand on Heart
« Reply #73 on: 03 April 2008, 21:39:30 »
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pulled [/highlight]mate! ;D ;D ;D ;D

Aw god............the only thing i will be pulling tonight is the rope around his neck.. ;D ;D ;D
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Dont do that ill have onbody to pick on and abuse then !!!!!!!!! ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #74 on: 03 April 2008, 22:03:19 »
 spend my friday afternoons trudging down the A303 back from london to Devon.

Now there are some Pikey pullers who show some level of thought, they pull over if the queue gets too long behind them, that sort of thing, but christ there are some real fricking knob jockeys out there at this time of the year through to Sept.....

It would appear that the moment they attach the pikey wagon to the back of the car they have a frontal labotomy, what little is left of the brain they had is then kept in the cool box in the wagon, they then take to the roads driving like a tit.
BUT.....and this is the best bit....before loading up the trusty workhorse of a car with the family, clothes for every eventuality and the aformentioned wobbly box, the overall weight of the car has now nearly doubled and they have neglected to carry out some basic servicing so halfway to their destination the bloody car gives up the ghost in a cloud of steam/smoke or possibly even both, normally on a busy A road with half the population of that county sat behind them, many of whom are now boiling up themselves.

if i appear to be marginally frustrated by the sight of wobbly boxes on the road is because most of the time i am

sorry, i'll get back in me corner now
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