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[Big_Al]

Years ago now when in my youth, there was a local patch where all us boyracers used to end up at the end of the night with whatever young lady we had tagging along for the night.

Usually one thing would lead to another and a satisfying end would usually be reached by both parties.

This particular evening after 30 -40 seconds of foreplay - a coupling was taking place between the said young lady and myself.

All of a sudden there is a loud knock on the side of the motor and a grumpy voice saying through the misted up windows " Excuse me Sir - police"

Quickly pulling myself together and getting out of the car, the officer asked if I knew it were an offence to do this sort of thing in a public place. I of course said " No"

"OK "he said as it's late heres the deal. If I can go next I won't report you.

I looked puzzled -- "Come on "  he said  "I'm next or your nicked"  

"I'm not sure" I said

"Not sure" he said  " NOT SURE -Why not"

To which I said
"It's just that I've never  f#cked a copper before ! "  

[Vamps]

 
I was caught in a similar situation many a fewyears ago. Transit Van with the company I worked for written all over it.
I got to the officer before he got to the van, a local bobby and he knew who Iwas. he asked 'what is this van insured for?' I replied, 'Work, social, domestic and pleasure'

Yes, I know yours was a joke but mine is true.

[caolan_p]

LMAO

[vista]

you just turned  my bad day into a good one  

[zippo]

pmsl

[Debs.]

  ROTFLOL  

[hotel21]

I was caught in a similar situation many a fewyears ago. Transit Van with the company I worked for written all over it.
I got to the officer before he got to the van, a local bobby and he knew who Iwas. he asked 'what is this van insured for?' I replied, 'Work, social, domestic and pleasure'

Yes, I know yours was a joke but mine is true.

 

Actually done that one meself.... was worth it for the look on the lads face....  

Didn't see the girlfriends face so cannot comment otherwise.....  

Hope the youngsters reached a mutual satisfaction.....

[Kevin Wood]

Mate of mine did the same on a track into a bit of army land near Deepcut. Imagine his surprise when a Bedford 4 Tonner full of soldiers turned up and found him blocking their way.

Kevin

[thewelshman]

   

[Martin_1962]

Glad I had a horrible bedsit, only had the 1 girl friend though!

[Marie]

I have never done it in a car

but have used the bonnet.  

(years ago and it was not my migg)

[Debs.]

but have used the bonnet.

  I`ve always liked hats!......IIRC 'Dutch Caps' are useful at such times.  

[Andy B]

but have used the bonnet.

  I`ve always liked hats!......IIRC 'Dutch Caps' are useful at such times.  

If you can catch it!    

[zippo]

i know a couple who had to be woken up by the Police ,because their car was blocking in the Police car   .every time the beer starts to flow that story comes out .I just thought id introduce it to a wider audience  

[JiMbOb789]