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thewelshman

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Don't try to con the teacher
« on: 23 April 2008, 23:16:40 »

One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night and Didn't
Study For The Exam Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.

In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as
dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Head and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the Exam.

So the Head said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked
him and said they will be ready by that time.
On the third day they appeared before the Head. Then the Head said that as this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in
separate classrooms for the test.
They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.

The Exam consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.

Q.1. Your Name.........................(2 MARKS)
Q.2. Which tyre burst ?...............(98 MARKS)

a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right.....!!!

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Re: Don't try to con the teacher
« Reply #1 on: 24 April 2008, 00:03:29 »

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Don't try to con the teacher
« Reply #2 on: 24 April 2008, 00:04:09 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Don't try to con the teacher
« Reply #3 on: 24 April 2008, 00:06:10 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Don't try to con the teacher
« Reply #4 on: 24 April 2008, 00:07:14 »

OK tomorrow though, they are on strike. :o
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