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[tunnie]

Anyone you know got a Range Rover? Attach a tow rope and pull the bugger out into the road!

[tigers_gonads]

Looks like its parked on a bit of a slope.
I wonder what would happen if the handbrake cable just happened to fail 

[bertie1.8vectra]

I would love to do that with some of my neighbours.... ...... But i think the wife would tell me off...

[Manual Elite V6]

I often get problem with people blocking my drive and going off to another house or up the lane to somewhere else, I live in a small cul-de-sac I live in an end house on the dead end of the street with the drive at the side of the house, many times I have been blocked in by people parking in front of the drive which is perfectly visibile, a few months ago I had to go somewhere quite urgently but couldn't as some idiot had parked their car in front of the drive and went for a walk, I could not get my car out of the drive for 45 minutes. My brother then parked in front of them as he had nowhere else to park and the had the cheek to knock the door complaining about my brother blocking him in, this is when I gave him my thoughts.

[tigers_gonads]

It did happen to one of mine about 10 years ago.

The bitch would double park blocking the road off and just walk in and lock her doors laughing 
We got sick car drivers banging on the door because they couldn't get down the street.
Phoned the local coppers who basicly said, if they have to come out we will both get a ticket 

Then one strange night, her handbrake cable gave way and her car misteriously rolled 50 yards down the street, across a road and ended up on the grass verge   

Funny enough, it never happened again 

[martin42]

I often get problem with people blocking my drive and going off to another house or up the lane to somewhere else, I live in a small cul-de-sac I live in an end house on the dead end of the street with the drive at the side of the house, many times I have been blocked in by people parking in front of the drive which is perfectly visibile, a few months ago I had to go somewhere quite urgently but couldn't as some idiot had parked their car in front of the drive and went for a walk, I could not get my car out of the drive for 45 minutes. My brother then parked in front of them as he had nowhere else to park and the had the cheek to knock the door complaining about my brother blocking him in, this is when I gave him my thoughts.

i had this last year some had parked across my garage,but this time i was just going to put car away,i left it in the parking area blocking the offending car,when he came out he started complaining he was blocked in,i then went down and gave him my thoughts,he quickly left after i moved my car 

[Sir Tigger KC]

You need something like this! 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/4-x-1500-Vehicle-Wheel-Dolly-Hydraulic-Positioning-Jack-/120737680606?_trksid=p3284.m263&_trkparms=algo%3DSIC%26its%3DI%26itu%3DUCI%252BIA%252BUA%252BFICS%252BUFI%26otn%3D21%26pmod%3D120737691865%26ps%3D54

Then you move the car somewhere else and position it so that it cannot be driven out..... 

[martin42]

now thats a sweet idea,i could have some serious fun with that lot 

[martin42]

some1 else has parked in front of the garage now,takes the piss,oh well they will be needing 2 new tyres once theyve left the car park 

[dbug]

Just pull clear and cut the four rubber tyre valves off

[martin42]

i called police out,the idiot moved it and ran out of petrol,so i came inside to change footwear and he pushed car back to where it was,ive now had to get him help him to push it and i had a go at him,his reply was the friend he was visting said it was ok to park there,wtf where does he have the right to say who can block me in when a pay rent for access to use my garage 

[Bionic]

They deserve a brick through all of their windows (plus a flat denial from you if you are questioned saying you were in bed, away at a mates etc) so the local yobs get the blame because they are quite simply either ignorant, illiterate, stupid or a combination of all three!
To tow it would be illegal and obviously done to clear a path to your garage..........
Do you know any yobs you give a tenner to to nick it...............

[Andy B]

A few months ago, some stupid bint parked across my Dad's drive, blocking him in. He was blocked in all night, but as he didn't need to go anywhere, left things as they were. When it was still there there the following morning & he needed to go out, he phoned the Police, who arranged for a local recovery firm to take it away.
Funny how she's never parked anywhere near since.