All these fast advances in TV technology, mean you have to be spending £££ all the time on the latest.

Take my experience as an example, I replaced my 405 line black and white set when it no longer worked, but all I got at great expense was another black and white set, and I extra measly channel, BBC2, where most of the time when it started all you got was a child holding a card with loads of calibration lines and black and white colour scales on it. Okay at 625 lines the picture is a bit better, but it was not worth all that extra expense.

I've been complaining since February at the loss of my TV signal. Apparently I need something called a Freeview box, an aerial upgrade, why?

I grown really attached to my wire coat hanger aerial and a TV with something called a SCART connector or a digital TV but they said I would get colour, high definition and more channels. What more poxy test cards, and I told them whats was wrong with 625 lines and whats so bloody marvelous in watching Charlie Chaplin and the Keystone Cops in colour, when I tried it on a friends colour TV I couldn't see any bloody difference. I wasn't getting caught again, so sod them, no more TV. Thats it I've told them.
