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[mason]

I’ve just been involved in a terrible traffic accident.

I knocked over three hoodies on a zebra crossing,

One went through my windscreen the second one was embedded in my bonnet and the third one flew up in the air and landed 200 yards down the road.

I’ve got to say, the police have been great;

They’ve done one for breaking and entering,
One for criminal damage and the third for leaving the scene of an accident!

 

[Paulus]

...and I thought you were being serious for a minute.  

[Danny]

I’ve just been involved in a terrible traffic accident.

I knocked over three hoodies on a zebra crossing,

One went through my windscreen the second one was embedded in my bonnet and the third one flew up in the air and landed 200 yards down the road.

I’ve got to say, the police have been great;

They’ve done one for breaking and entering,
One for criminal damage and the third for leaving the scene of an accident!

 

if it were only that easy, i'd have the front of my car reinforced, fill the tank up and go on a long drive to a heavily populated chav area!!

[Debs.]

  After the initial OMG total-horror reaction; `made me chuckle!  

[mason]

Spot on Danny, lol.
Never mind about the cam belt meets, watt about a bonnet reinforcement meet.

[prestigesec]

Brilliant, heard that one before but it wasnt hoodies.  

[waspy]

Nice