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[alfie]

Hi all,just letting you know that this cold / flu virus has got me,and it's a BITCH,cough cough cough all day and night,vomit and the other thing that I won't mention. This has gone on since last Friday,and the doc says it can last 3 weeks,so thats my xmas buggered.
There is NO remedy,antibotics won't work,so while you lot are enjoying yourselves over the holidays give a little thought to Alfie and his missus,yes she has it too.
Going to make sure that I get the flu jab next year,anyhow everyone have a very merry xmas and a happy 2013.
             
                                      Alfie,

[Gaffers]

Man-up wetpants!!....drink some bovril 

[Johnny English]

I wish you the best Alfie hopely you will be over the hardest period of illness when new year arriving. 

Good luck matey you and wifey as well


Laszlo

[cem_devecioglu]

alfie, the virus infected your lungs badly.. so you cant discard the sickness easily..
 
use vix vaporub on your chest and c-vitamins..
 
and if you are a smoker decrease daily fags..
 
ps: forgot to say, may sound odd, but if you have a treadmill in home , drink 1 glass strong alcohol  then run/walk until you spit your lungs..
 
you will see faster blood circulation with alcohol will clean the lungs quicker than you can guess!
 
 
 

[cleggy]

Get well soon the pair of you off to bed with a bottle of malt

[doz]

Ripped through my household  about 2 weeks ago. 3 of us got over the worst of it in about 48 hours however my little girl was rough for nearly 2 weeks. Twice it was looking like she was going to get admitted to hospital as the dehydration was looking bad and twice just at the last minute she managed to keep some water down. I feel for you I really do and the flu jab didn't stop this one

[Varche]

Sounds like norovirus(wrongly called winter vomitting)? Passed on among other ways by poor hygiene (lack of hand washing using soap and hot water and not just a dribble of cold water)

Hope you make a speedy recovery. It is very debillitating.

[b4ndit]

get well soon

[Lizzie_Zoom]

Yes, get well soon Alfie!

[OOMV6]

Take it easy.

Flu jab? Why does anyone want to get a dose of the last known flu intections injected into them? Bizarre.

[PhilRich]

Sounds like norovirus(wrongly called winter vomitting)? Passed on among other ways by poor hygiene (lack of hand washing using soap and hot water and not just a dribble of cold water)

Hope you make a speedy recovery. It is very debillitating.

So there you have it alfie, the definative answer to your woes!
Wash your hands thoroughly with soap & water after scratching your arse/gonads!
Seriously though, I hope you & mrs alfie are feeling much better sooner rather than later.

[Varche]

Sounds like norovirus(wrongly called winter vomitting)? Passed on among other ways by poor hygiene (lack of hand washing using soap and hot water and not just a dribble of cold water)

Hope you make a speedy recovery. It is very debillitating.

So there you have it alfie, the definative answer to your woes!
Wash your hands thoroughly with soap & water after scratching your arse/gonads!
Seriously though, I hope you & mrs alfie are feeling much better sooner rather than later.

Ah you trivialiser  , there was a health expert on Tv and he said that was the primary cause of transmission of Norovirus. He gave a statistic of just how few people wash their hands after the toilet for example. I know it is true here in Spain. Hardly ever see anyone washing their hands after using a public toilet

[feeutfo]

I really worry about this sort of thing. We are due to see Amy over Xmas, and after trailing round the shops with joe public, nobody wants to pass on any bugs and maker her ill after her lung transplant.

Do we know the incubation period, before it show up with symptoms...?


Get well soon Alfie, and all involved. Sounds nasty. 

[Plomien]

I really worry about this sort of thing. We are due to see Amy over Xmas, and after trailing round the shops with joe public, nobody wants to pass on any bugs and maker her ill after her lung transplant.

Do we know the incubation period, before it show up with symptoms...?


Get well soon Alfie, and all involved. Sounds nasty. 

just get a bottle of the hand sanitiser and scrub thoroughly

[Del Boy]

Cut an onion up and put it next to the bed overnight. See if it helps  .