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Embarrassing Bodies
« on: 01 May 2008, 21:43:46 »
Has anyone been watchin it?

Last nights put me off me Dairy Milk :o

But I can't believe how many blokes don't know where the Prostrate Gland is :o
When asked some people even thought that it was a women problem :-?
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« Reply #1 on: 01 May 2008, 21:50:43 »
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Has anyone been watchin it?

Last nights put me off me Dairy Milk :o

But I can't believe how many blokes don't know where the Prostrate Gland is :o
When asked some people even thought that it was a women problem :-?

 ::) In a way, it is; `blokes trekkin`to the loo all night keeps us awake!  ;D
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« Reply #2 on: 01 May 2008, 21:53:24 »
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Has anyone been watchin it?

Last nights put me off me Dairy Milk :o

But I can't believe how many blokes don't know where the Prostrate Gland is :o
When asked some people even thought that it was a women problem :-?

 ::) In a way, it is; `blokes trekkin`to the loo all night keeps us awake!  ;D


What you like ;D ;D ;D
See what i do is P*** on Denise's side of the bed, then in the morning she thinks she's done it ;D
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Re: Embarrassing Bodies
« Reply #3 on: 01 May 2008, 22:29:45 »
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Has anyone been watchin it?

Last nights put me off me Dairy Milk :o

But I can't believe how many blokes don't know where the Prostrate Gland is :o
When asked some people even thought that it was a women problem :-?

 ::) In a way, it is; `blokes trekkin`to the loo all night keeps us awake!  ;D


What you like ;D ;D ;D
See what i do is P*** on Denise's side of the bed, then in the morning she thinks she's done it ;D
LMFHO ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 01 May 2008, 22:36:30 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D you should be on the stage fella :y
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« Reply #5 on: 01 May 2008, 23:52:05 »
The best one is have a dump, wipe it over her arse while she is asleep and see her face in the morning when she realises what shes done;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 02 May 2008, 02:49:32 »
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The best one is have a dump, wipe it over her arse while she is asleep and see her face in the morning when she realises what shes done;D ;D ;D

I think I mite actually give that a go.

NOT!  :o

I like my giblets in their curent location thank you.

You speaking from experience loo-knee?
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« Reply #7 on: 02 May 2008, 05:48:42 »
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The best one is have a dump, wipe it over her arse while she is asleep and see her face in the morning when she realises what shes done;D ;D ;D


Aggggghhhh!!  That's horrible! :o :o :o  This thread has definately degenerated from embarrassing issues to pure beastly thoughts!! Trust you men to do this to get away from anything to do with medical issues!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #8 on: 02 May 2008, 07:32:11 »
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The best one is have a dump, wipe it over her arse while she is asleep and see her face in the morning when she realises what shes done;D ;D ;D

 :o Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!!  :-[
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« Reply #9 on: 02 May 2008, 08:09:04 »
At least I still have all my faculties 8-)
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« Reply #10 on: 02 May 2008, 08:11:13 »
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At least I still have all my faculties 8-)

I have all mine too --- but I can't remember what to do with them  :-[
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« Reply #11 on: 02 May 2008, 08:26:54 »
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I have all mine too --- but I can't remember what to do with them  :-[

 ;D ....or where you left them?  ;D
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« Reply #12 on: 02 May 2008, 09:31:26 »
I suppose that showing a 'Digital' examination makes for better television that the alternative (and more comfortable by far) PSA blood test for possible Prostate malfunction
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« Reply #13 on: 02 May 2008, 09:36:31 »
this has got me thinking it could be time for a check,havent had one for ten years. :-/
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« Reply #14 on: 02 May 2008, 09:50:31 »
It's worth it
Prostate Cancer is the 2nd biggest killer of men after lung cancer (& that is declining as more give up smoking)
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