Milkman

[Taxi_Driver]

Red Top!

Give me my blue top, 6 pints @ £1-85 from Sainsbury's; mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I had to google this......i think theres a slight misunderstanding .....when i say i have red top....i actually mean this.....theres a difference in coloured top between glass and plastic bottles 

Plastic bottles
Blue top - Whole Milk (3.6% fat content)
Green top - Semi-Skimmed Milk (1.8% fat content)
Orange top - (1% fat content) (Except Morrisons and Waitrose)
Red top - Skimmed Milk (0.1% fat content)
Less Common
Purple top - Morrisons own brand, 'The One' brand
Purple top - Waitrose (1% fat content)
Purple top - Tesco own brand, Creamfields
[edit]Glass bottles
Gold foil - milk from Channel Island (Jersey/Guernsey) breeds (about 5.2% fat)[1]
Silver foil - whole milk (about 4% fat - minimum 3.5%)
Red foil - Homogenised whole milk
Red and silver striped foil - semi-skimmed milk (less than 2% fat)
Blue and silver striped foil - skimmed milk (0.1 to 0.3% fat)
Green foil - raw (unpasteurized) milk, giving rise to the name "green-top milk"
Gold striped foil on a green background - unpasteurized milk from Channel Island breeds[2]

[STMO123]

Red Top!

Give me my blue top, 6 pints @ £1-85 from Sainsbury's; mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I had to google this......i think theres a slight misunderstanding .....when i say i have red top....i actually mean this.....theres a difference in coloured top between glass and plastic bottles 

Plastic bottles
Blue top - Whole Milk (3.6% fat content)
Green top - Semi-Skimmed Milk (1.8% fat content)
Orange top - (1% fat content) (Except Morrisons and Waitrose)
Red top - Skimmed Milk (0.1% fat content)
Less Common
Purple top - Morrisons own brand, 'The One' brand
Purple top - Waitrose (1% fat content)
Purple top - Tesco own brand, Creamfields
[edit]Glass bottles
Gold foil - milk from Channel Island (Jersey/Guernsey) breeds (about 5.2% fat)[1]
Silver foil - whole milk (about 4% fat - minimum 3.5%)
Red foil - Homogenised whole milk
Red and silver striped foil - semi-skimmed milk (less than 2% fat)
Blue and silver striped foil - skimmed milk (0.1 to 0.3% fat)
Green foil - raw (unpasteurized) milk, giving rise to the name "green-top milk"
Gold striped foil on a green background - unpasteurized milk from Channel Island breeds[2]

Getting a bit anal aren't we Dave? 

[Taxi_Driver]

Red Top!

Give me my blue top, 6 pints @ £1-85 from Sainsbury's; mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I had to google this......i think theres a slight misunderstanding .....when i say i have red top....i actually mean this.....theres a difference in coloured top between glass and plastic bottles 

Plastic bottles
Blue top - Whole Milk (3.6% fat content)
Green top - Semi-Skimmed Milk (1.8% fat content)
Orange top - (1% fat content) (Except Morrisons and Waitrose)
Red top - Skimmed Milk (0.1% fat content)
Less Common
Purple top - Morrisons own brand, 'The One' brand
Purple top - Waitrose (1% fat content)
Purple top - Tesco own brand, Creamfields
[edit]Glass bottles
Gold foil - milk from Channel Island (Jersey/Guernsey) breeds (about 5.2% fat)[1]
Silver foil - whole milk (about 4% fat - minimum 3.5%)
Red foil - Homogenised whole milk
Red and silver striped foil - semi-skimmed milk (less than 2% fat)
Blue and silver striped foil - skimmed milk (0.1 to 0.3% fat)
Green foil - raw (unpasteurized) milk, giving rise to the name "green-top milk"
Gold striped foil on a green background - unpasteurized milk from Channel Island breeds[2]

Getting a bit anal aren't we Dave? 

Not really STMO......i think Lizzie thought i was buying skimmed milk, as you can see it does have a red top if you buy it in plastic bottles 

Skimmed milk i carnt stand, its coloured water 

[STMO123]

We can't have Lizzie thinking that you drink skimmed milk, can we? She'll report you to the admins. 

[Taxi_Driver]

We can't have Lizzie thinking that you drink skimmed milk, can we? She'll report you to the admins. 

Has nursey forgotten to put bromide in your horlicks again 

[STMO123]

We can't have Lizzie thinking that you drink skimmed milk, can we? She'll report you to the admins. 

Has nursey forgotten to put bromide in your horlicks again 

Yes! I've got her bent over the sink as I type.

[Taxi_Driver]

We can't have Lizzie thinking that you drink skimmed milk, can we? She'll report you to the admins. 

Has nursey forgotten to put bromide in your horlicks again 

Yes! I've got her bent over the sink as I type.

Bet you've forgotten what for 

[STMO123]

We can't have Lizzie thinking that you drink skimmed milk, can we? She'll report you to the admins. 

Has nursey forgotten to put bromide in your horlicks again 

Yes! I've got her bent over the sink as I type.

Bet you've forgotten what for 

Well then.....you come and bend over my sink and we'll see...

[Webby the Bear]

Glad this thread is actually about milk. And not ''found the b**tard in bed with the wife'' 

[Lizzie_Zoom]

We can't have Lizzie thinking that you drink skimmed milk, can we? She'll report you to the admins. 

Yes indeed Steve.  Skimmed, or even semi-skimmed milk is no good for making custard!

TB will not be amused!

[Taxi_Driver]

We can't have Lizzie thinking that you drink skimmed milk, can we? She'll report you to the admins. 

Has nursey forgotten to put bromide in your horlicks again 

Yes! I've got her bent over the sink as I type.

Bet you've forgotten what for 

Well then.....you come and bend over my sink and we'll see...

You 'coming out' then STMO , i did wonder if that was a sexual innuendo in your earlier post 

[STMO123]

We can't have Lizzie thinking that you drink skimmed milk, can we? She'll report you to the admins. 

Has nursey forgotten to put bromide in your horlicks again 

Yes! I've got her bent over the sink as I type.

Bet you've forgotten what for 

Well then.....you come and bend over my sink and we'll see...

You 'coming out' then STMO , i did wonder if that was a sexual innuendo in your earlier post 

I'm bi-fuel mate. At my age, show me a hole and I'll have a go

[Taxi_Driver]

We can't have Lizzie thinking that you drink skimmed milk, can we? She'll report you to the admins. 

Has nursey forgotten to put bromide in your horlicks again 

Yes! I've got her bent over the sink as I type.

Bet you've forgotten what for 

Well then.....you come and bend over my sink and we'll see...

You 'coming out' then STMO , i did wonder if that was a sexual innuendo in your earlier post 

I'm bi-fuel mate. At my age, show me a hole and I'll have a go

Polos have holes 

[STMO123]

We can't have Lizzie thinking that you drink skimmed milk, can we? She'll report you to the admins. 

Has nursey forgotten to put bromide in your horlicks again 

Yes! I've got her bent over the sink as I type.

Bet you've forgotten what for 

Well then.....you come and bend over my sink and we'll see...

You 'coming out' then STMO , i did wonder if that was a sexual innuendo in your earlier post 

I'm bi-fuel mate. At my age, show me a hole and I'll have a go

Polos have holes 

Is that why you suck them?

[Taxi_Driver]

We can't have Lizzie thinking that you drink skimmed milk, can we? She'll report you to the admins. 

Has nursey forgotten to put bromide in your horlicks again 

Yes! I've got her bent over the sink as I type.

Bet you've forgotten what for 

Well then.....you come and bend over my sink and we'll see...

You 'coming out' then STMO , i did wonder if that was a sexual innuendo in your earlier post 

I'm bi-fuel mate. At my age, show me a hole and I'll have a go

Polos have holes 

Is that why you suck them?

I prefer Trebor extra strong mints.....they dont have a hole 

Besides your after gixer now