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Re: A technical question
« Reply #15 on: 22 February 2013, 20:18:04 »
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 22 February 2013, 20:15:43
Hearing about your confidence failure has really helped me enjoy my tea. :y
Well.....if you want to have your tea at supper time.... ::)
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Re: A technical question
« Reply #16 on: 22 February 2013, 20:42:38 »
Nearly crapped myself laughing ;D ;D

The mattress return thing, Some people really have tried this in ikea after... Three months. Imagine.
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Re: A technical question
« Reply #17 on: 22 February 2013, 21:09:53 »
Sorry mate can't help - but thats the best laugh I've had for a while. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Thanks for sharing :y
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Re: A technical question
« Reply #18 on: 22 February 2013, 21:15:55 »
I'm still almost in tears laughing,but I think the vax idea may work best,shouldn't bother trying the guarantee as it's probably shit anyway ;D ;D
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Re: A technical question
« Reply #19 on: 22 February 2013, 21:18:44 »
Treat it like smelly bubble gum
Stick it in the freezer for a day then scrub it off with a toothbrush (not yours)  ;D
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Re: A technical question
« Reply #20 on: 22 February 2013, 21:26:29 »
Quote from: tigers_gonads on 22 February 2013, 21:18:44
Treat it like smelly bubble gum
Stick it in the freezer for a day then scrub it off with a toothbrush (not yours)  ;D

How is he going to get a shitty mattress into his Freezer....... ::) ::) ::)
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Re: A technical question
« Reply #21 on: 22 February 2013, 21:30:40 »
Quote from: Vamps on 22 February 2013, 21:26:29
Quote from: tigers_gonads on 22 February 2013, 21:18:44
Treat it like smelly bubble gum
Stick it in the freezer for a day then scrub it off with a toothbrush (not yours)  ;D

How is he going to get a shitty mattress into his Freezer....... ::) ::) ::)

Pop it round to Iceland, they can stick it in one of there freezers along with the rest of their..
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Re: A technical question
« Reply #22 on: 22 February 2013, 21:37:22 »
Try a pipe freeze kit from your local plumbers ;D ;D
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Re: A technical question
« Reply #23 on: 23 February 2013, 02:21:14 »
 is it still warm or crusty i expect by now :-\

try these


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua-pFdqQcnU

or advice on womens site  :o :o

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Re: A technical question
« Reply #24 on: 23 February 2013, 02:43:09 »
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Re: A technical question
« Reply #25 on: 23 February 2013, 10:03:25 »
Hmmm, this will turn Gayboy Gixer on :P
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Re: A technical question
« Reply #26 on: 23 February 2013, 10:26:24 »
OOF napies ...when you really want to spit your dummy out ::) ;)
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Re: A technical question
« Reply #27 on: 23 February 2013, 10:30:24 »
Quote from: paul.lovejoy on 23 February 2013, 10:26:24
OOF napies ...when you really want to spit your dummy out ::) ;)
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A technical question
« Reply #28 on: 23 February 2013, 10:55:41 »
This is in the wrong section steve, there's nothing technical about a 'follow through'. Thanks for the bloody good laugh though! ;D :y
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Re: A technical question
« Reply #29 on: 23 February 2013, 13:32:21 »
Just put clean sheets on and forget about it!  :)
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