I picked up said bushes this morning from city link wimbledon depot, spotty oik with no personality greeted me at the collection counter with a grunt,
ME, Hi, i am here to collect a parcel you failed to deliver to my home address on three occasions!
Spotty oik, Ok have you got the card put through the door with a ref No on it,
Me, No card was put through the door, sorry.
Spotty oik, No card? Nothing? Grunt Grunt.
Me, No
Spotty oik, Have you got the ref no that you would have been given by the driver? Grunt.
Me, No have not seen the driver, i was at work on 2 of the attempts to deliver.
Spotty oik, why did you not recive the parcel on the other attempt to deliver? Grunt.
Me, i was in at the stated time, but the driver did not call at my address or failed to get out of the van to ring my bell.!!!!
Spotty oik, Grunt, Have you called to say you are colllectng it from here today? Grunt.
Me, Yes, i spoke to your customer services yesterday afternoon and made arrangements
Spotty oik, Grunt.
At this point he he dissapears back into the warehouse for a couple of mins and emerges with a more evolved humun being.
Intelligent person, whats your post code mate,?
Me cr4 ***
Intelligent person, ok got it there you go, sorry about that but the driver who had the round to your address, was sacked yesterday for signing for goods and delivering to his mate and then bringing half the drops back undelivered. your not the first to collect from this guys route today.
Me, How did you catch him?
Intelligent person, there were too many complaints about non delivery on his round so HO had him followed and caught him in the act.
So it is as i thought, retard of the highest order, but i got my goods thats what matters and i hope i never have to deal with the spotty oik again. Why do they imploy these people, cant they see that to be able to face a customer and deal with inquires that they must have first marstered the art of the english languge.
England is Doomed.