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[Elite Pete]

£5 and a Snickers duo

I'll even come and get it

Done  .

I'd delete this quick Del, it's a written contract 

[paul.lovejoy]

i will raise you by 2 snikers a picture of Margret Thatcher and a hand brake for a boat

[Del Boy]

Sort it out amongst yourselves .

[paul.lovejoy]

you had to put a picture up  how about  a miggy 2.6 52 ,a hyundia coupe 53, a renualt trafic 12 plate h/r lwb and 3 snikers, handbrake for a boat and a chocolate fire grate 

do i detect cream leather

oh dear feeling car horny now

[Del Boy]

She is sporting cream leather .

[paul.lovejoy]

wifey thought i had hurt myself as i let out a loud moan  now that is something i would look forward to driving home after a long day at work

Very nice Del hope your not going to miss it when the A7 arrives

A7 for me is like the XF love the look from the back not quite sure about the front also not a lover of the pop up sat nav, have to say i would prefer a bmw 7

[Del Boy]

wifey thought i had hurt myself as i let out a loud moan  now that is something i would look forward to driving home after a long day at work

Very nice Del hope your not going to miss it when the A7 arrives

A7 for me is like the XF love the look from the back not quite sure about the front also not a lover of the pop up sat nav, have to say i would prefer a bmw 7

My boys said that to me this morning, the 7 Series is staying for a little while mind you, it's up for sale, but won't sell quick.

[paul.lovejoy]

well my offer wont be on the table forever Del everyone needs a van you know for those van type moments unfortunatley due to reasons beyond my control we are down to 1 snikers bar though

[Del Boy]

well my offer wont be on the table forever Del everyone needs a van you know for those van type moments unfortunatley due to reasons beyond my control we are down to 1 snikers bar though

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[ozzycat]

hya c*ck ows it hangin

[paul.lovejoy]

well Del followed an A7 today on way to Herberts meet and i am with the boys not a bad shape but its no 7 and the bloke that was driving did look like a cock.

suprised you did not go for the 6 series gran coupe 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I've ordered an Audi A7. I am awaiting abuse  .

Nowt wrong with that,which one

3.0 TDI S Line .

Whats that ,about 230 brake and enough torque to rotate the earth

...now that's impressive.

[Sir Tigger KC]

I wonder..... if you filled the M4 end to end, both carriageways with Omegas, all facing in the direction of the earths spin and then all did wheel spins at the same time, could you slow down the earths spin? 

[paul.lovejoy]

it never ceases to amaze me what goes on in your head tigger, must be a scary place 

[omega3000]

Its like the starship enterprise in there  , bet you can here a pin drop as well