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Darth Loo-knee

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been trying
« on: 31 May 2013, 16:47:59 »
To nail Mrs up the wrong'en for ages...and so I said, "if I was you, I'd let you!!"  The repliy to this was "Ok, I will get a strap on!"......
Now me being me said "Go on knock ya self out".....
So what has turned up in the post??

My question is. .... Do I go through with it????  ;D :y

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Re: been trying
« Reply #1 on: 31 May 2013, 16:54:35 »
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Re: been trying
« Reply #2 on: 31 May 2013, 16:57:46 »
A little song for you Dazzle.
Definitely NWS. ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDz2z0lJbFs
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Re: been trying
« Reply #3 on: 31 May 2013, 17:01:58 »
Cheers Captain...I will keep that tune in mind whilst I am biting the pillow pmsl ;D
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Re: been trying
« Reply #4 on: 31 May 2013, 17:19:32 »
Hi Daz,hope you don't mind me asking.Is the strap on pattern or genuine. ;D ;D ;)Dean :y
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Re: been trying
« Reply #5 on: 31 May 2013, 17:25:21 »
What's good for the Goose etc! ;D
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Re: been trying
« Reply #6 on: 31 May 2013, 17:59:26 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D sounds like wifey ;D ;D ;D except she has not gone out and got one :o :o maybe your wife thinks you will enjoy it more :) :)

is it a big one by any chance :o ;D ;D ;D I know if it was wifey it would be huge and black :o ;D ;D ;D

i keep telling wifey i am just going to jump her and hold on for dear life, would be like breaking in a wild bull as long as i did not loose grip i would be fine until eventually she would be tammed :-\ :-\ either way it could well be life changing injuries for me I mean could i hold on wifeys got a temper on her, she says she loves me but not sure if that would be enough to stop her from killing me :o :-\ :-\ :) :)

personally i dont think i would take the risk or plunge so to speak

of course if you want to be broken in by the master TBs door is always open so to speak
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Re: been trying
« Reply #7 on: 31 May 2013, 18:01:40 »
 ;D ;D

I'm trying hard not to laugh in front of my family at what I've just read, as if they see me laughing I'll have to explain what I find so amusing.  ;D

Just think of it as someone with big fingers checking your prostate and you'll be fine.   ;) ;D
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Re: been trying
« Reply #8 on: 31 May 2013, 18:03:35 »
Well I hope she's ordered a bleedin great big one, Sloppy. ;D
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Re: been trying
« Reply #9 on: 31 May 2013, 18:08:52 »
just find it hard to belive Daz is a Virgin after all these years and meets :o :o
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Re: been trying
« Reply #10 on: 31 May 2013, 18:39:59 »
Dont knock it  ;D
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Re: been trying
« Reply #11 on: 31 May 2013, 18:53:03 »
The second thing about this package worried me most. .. it says Winston on the side of the box. . ;D
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Re: been trying
« Reply #12 on: 31 May 2013, 19:17:36 »
oh dear you could always give it to stumpo, in more ways than one ;)
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Re: been trying
« Reply #13 on: 31 May 2013, 19:33:02 »
Quote from: Darth Groomer, Bum Improver on 31 May 2013, 18:53:03
The second thing about this package worried me most. .. it says Winston on the side of the box. . ;D

Not BIG Winston  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: been trying
« Reply #14 on: 31 May 2013, 20:56:40 »
What ever blows your skirt up, as they say.  :-\   ;D
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