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Squat bogs.....
« on: 07 June 2013, 22:06:15 »

Don't you just hate it when you're in foreign climes on holiday, on business or just lost and you really need a good log out?  :-\

So you go in search of the nearest public loo and when you find one it's a Squat Bog!!  :(  or worse just a hole in the ground!!!  :o

Well here's the answer folks!!  I proudly present 'The Traffic Cone Throne'  :y :y :y



 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Squat bogs.....
« Reply #1 on: 07 June 2013, 22:08:24 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Brilliant!  :y :y :y
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Re: Squat bogs.....
« Reply #2 on: 07 June 2013, 22:11:40 »

Now that's what I call an 'inverse function'! ;D
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Re: Squat bogs.....
« Reply #3 on: 07 June 2013, 23:08:07 »

magic just what the attendant orderd :D :D :Dhttp://images.omegaowners.com/forum/smf2000/Smileys/oofstd/cheesy.gif
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Re: Squat bogs.....
« Reply #4 on: 07 June 2013, 23:46:50 »

And you could wear it after  :D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Squat bogs.....
« Reply #5 on: 08 June 2013, 00:36:58 »

Very good, I could do with one of those in the Ukraine.  ::)
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Re: Squat bogs.....
« Reply #6 on: 08 June 2013, 00:51:54 »

Brilliant ;D way better than the loo with the "shelf" that everything sat on before you flushed ( I mean, c'mon, what were they thinking!) we had in our hotel in Zante  :-\
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Re: Squat bogs.....
« Reply #7 on: 08 June 2013, 06:46:42 »

Brilliant ;D way better than the loo with the "shelf" that everything sat on before you flushed ( I mean, c'mon, what were they thinking!) we had in our hotel in Zante  :-\

I read somewhere they are favoured by the Germans. In any case it allows one to inspect ones stools and thus their own personal health. Blood, soft, hard, colour, undigested food etc....
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Re: Squat bogs.....
« Reply #8 on: 08 June 2013, 09:41:06 »

One expects no less from Johnny foreigners  ;D
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Re: Squat bogs.....
« Reply #9 on: 08 June 2013, 09:56:40 »

Brilliant ;D way better than the loo with the "shelf" that everything sat on before you flushed ( I mean, c'mon, what were they thinking!) we had in our hotel in Zante  :-\

I read somewhere they are favoured by the Germans. In any case it allows one to inspect ones stools and thus their own personal health. Blood, soft, hard, colour, undigested food etc....

Too much information ..........  ???  ???
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Re: Squat bogs.....
« Reply #10 on: 08 June 2013, 09:57:26 »

Brilliant ;D way better than the loo with the "shelf" that everything sat on before you flushed ( I mean, c'mon, what were they thinking!) we had in our hotel in Zante  :-\

I've seen them in France.
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Re: Squat bogs.....
« Reply #11 on: 08 June 2013, 10:12:01 »

Brilliant ;D way better than the loo with the "shelf" that everything sat on before you flushed ( I mean, c'mon, what were they thinking!) we had in our hotel in Zante  :-\

I read somewhere they are favoured by the Germans. In any case it allows one to inspect ones stools and thus their own personal health. Blood, soft, hard, colour, undigested food etc....

Indeed. They are fond of the "dump and admire" technique. ::)
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Re: Squat bogs.....
« Reply #12 on: 08 June 2013, 20:15:50 »

At least there,s a seat, a few years ago in Montenegro had to use one that just had handles :o
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Re: Squat bogs.....
« Reply #13 on: 08 June 2013, 20:50:58 »

tbh the first time I saw one back in about 87/88 I was 13 I think I thought it was great...I stood aimed and bullseye it was a proper turdpedo straight down hahaha  ;D
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Re: Squat bogs.....
« Reply #14 on: 09 June 2013, 00:01:43 »

At least there,s a seat, a few years ago in Montenegro had to use one that just had handles :o

Luxury, pure luxury, just a hole in concrete over a pit with the walls to use for balance at the mother-in-laws in Ukraine. :o :o :o
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