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[05omegav6]

Doubt it, as you can only go as fast as the car in front of you in traffic

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

The Mini Cooper is a hairdresser's car. Nobody on here would own such a car.

[Kevin Wood]

The Mini Cooper is a hairdresser's car. Nobody on here would own such a car.

Unless gay, of course. ermmm.. Nope. Nobody on here, as you say.

[dbug]

The Mini Cooper is a hairdresser's car. Nobody on here would own such a car.

Many years ago when I was thinking of taking up hairdressing (decided against it as my degree is in polymer technology), I did indeed own a Mini Cooper "S" - it was a 1293cc example, running either 2 twin choke webers, or sometimes 4 amals, on a cross flow head, with twin pot calipers etc etc.  Not very well appointed or comfortable inside, but nice drivers seat (passengers had to stand or sit on the floor) with full harness - went rather well round race tracks though

And definately not gay - thats for poofters

[tunnie]

Funnily enough in the car park behind my flat, there is a Mini Cooper Estate thing, a diesel & automatic 

They cannot park it to save their life, its always, very, very badly parked! 

[omega3000]

Its the roof line that just dont look right 
Just looks like its been flattened 

[pscocoa]

Son's wife has the Cooper S convertible - few issues but we get by with independent garage which keeps costs down. Run flat tyres have been a problem

[cem_devecioglu]

Doubt it, as you can only go as fast as the car in front of you in traffic

they can pass through gaps , but you cant.. been there done that

[cem_devecioglu]

The Mini Cooper is a hairdresser's car. Nobody on here would own such a car.

Unless gay, of course. ermmm.. Nope. Nobody on here, as you say.

small cars are not gay.. they are practical and fuel efficient..

[05omegav6]

Which makes them double gay with a helping of gay sauce

[cem_devecioglu]

Which makes them double gay with a helping of gay sauce

cars dont have reproduction organs so they cant be gay.. but people who have obsessions ....

[05omegav6]

How can a car the size of an Omega estate boot be considered practical

[cem_devecioglu]

How can a car the size of an Omega estate boot be considered practical

try parking your omega in a hospital park or in my job park you will understand..

[Broomies Mate]

How can a car the size of an Omega estate boot be considered practical

try parking your omega in a hospital park or in my job park you will understand..

Try fitting 5 people and their luggage in a Mini Cooper and you will understand! 

[Entwood]

How can a car the size of an Omega estate boot be considered practical

try parking your omega in a hospital park or in my job park you will understand..

Try doing a 10 hour drive in a Mini .. 2 people and luggage .... then you'll understand...