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Gut Feeling
« on: 14 June 2013, 20:53:44 »

A farmer has survived after being taken to hospital with a circular power saw lodged 10cm into his stomach.

Gregory Steinmedc was sawing wood at his home in Campina Mission, Brazil, when the tool slipped and sliced through his abdomen.

His wife, Frida, carried out first aid to stop the bleeding before taking the 56-year-old to the nearest hospital 30 miles away.

The blade apparently missed all Mr Steinmedc’s vital organs and doctors took two-and-a-half hours to remove the tool.
:o :o
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Re: Gut Feeling
« Reply #1 on: 14 June 2013, 20:55:30 »

Put me well off my cream crackers now  :o  ..Amazing that he survived  :y
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Re: Gut Feeling
« Reply #2 on: 14 June 2013, 20:57:26 »

Ouch  :o :o Lucky man....... :y
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Re: Gut Feeling
« Reply #3 on: 14 June 2013, 21:00:57 »

Saw blade in a grinder :o - more than lucky goddam miracle ( o )
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Re: Gut Feeling
« Reply #4 on: 14 June 2013, 21:14:29 »

Oooo I couldn't stomach looking at that for too long!!  :o :o :o
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Re: Gut Feeling
« Reply #5 on: 14 June 2013, 21:41:18 »

Tis but a scratch  :(
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Re: Gut Feeling
« Reply #6 on: 14 June 2013, 23:19:01 »

That's why this place is called OOF! :o
My arse went half crown/sixpence when I saw that! I must be getting soft in my old age! ;D
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Re: Gut Feeling
« Reply #7 on: 14 June 2013, 23:20:43 »

Good job he's fat, a skinny bloke would have chopped himself in half!!!  ;D
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Re: Gut Feeling
« Reply #8 on: 14 June 2013, 23:55:48 »

cjould have been worse i suppose with no safety goggles on ;D
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Re: Gut Feeling
« Reply #9 on: 15 June 2013, 00:32:41 »

I bet that's sore!  :o :o :o
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Re: Gut Feeling
« Reply #10 on: 15 June 2013, 00:33:40 »

When it said that the docs removed the tool i thought no they didn,t because he,s still there :P
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Re: Gut Feeling
« Reply #11 on: 15 June 2013, 00:35:30 »

cjould have been worse i suppose with no safety goggles on ;D

6" lower and he would have wished something was wearing safety goggles.  :o :o :o :o :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[
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Re: Gut Feeling
« Reply #12 on: 15 June 2013, 00:37:17 »

I saw a film about that once.




Blade runner.  ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Gut Feeling
« Reply #13 on: 15 June 2013, 00:39:29 »

A farmer has survived after being taken to hospital with a circular power saw lodged 10cm into his stomach.

Gregory Steinmedc was sawing wood at his home in Campina Mission, Brazil, when the tool slipped and sliced through his abdomen.

His wife, Frida, carried out first aid to stop the bleeding before taking the 56-year-old to the nearest hospital 30 miles away.

The blade apparently missed all Mr Steinmedc’s vital organs and doctors took two-and-a-half hours to remove the tool.
:o :o

That will teach him not use use a circular saw to make a Brazilian.  :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[
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Re: Gut Feeling
« Reply #14 on: 15 June 2013, 03:57:35 »

Gonna sting in the morning
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