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After nine joke
« on: 26 May 2008, 21:25:41 »
A bus load of nuns die in a crash & travel on up to heaven. Saint Peter's waiting at the gates with his big book. "Now Sisters, have any of you ever had contact with a Penis"? All the Nuns look at each other & then one Nun puts her hand up & says "i touched one once with my finger" Saint Peter replies "wash your finger in that Holly Water & you may pass".
A second Nun says " i held one with my hand many years ago". Saint Peter replies "wash your hand in that Holly Water & you may pass".
Then there's a scuffle at the back & a Nun rushes forward, "what's your rush Sister"? asks Saint Peter. To which she replies "Well if i have to gargle with that water i want to do so before Sister Mary sticks her arse in it"
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Re: After nine joke
« Reply #1 on: 26 May 2008, 21:27:43 »
 :y :y :y :y :y ;D ;D ;D

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Re: After nine joke
« Reply #2 on: 26 May 2008, 21:28:43 »
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A bus load of nuns die in a crash & travel on up to heaven. Saint Peter's waiting at the gates with his big book. "Now Sisters, have any of you ever had contact with a Penis"? All the Nuns look at each other & then one Nun puts her hand up & says "i touched one once with my finger" Saint Peter replies "wash your finger in that Holly Water & you may pass".
A second Nun says " i held one with my hand many years ago". Saint Peter replies "wash your hand in that Holly Water & you may pass".
Then there's a scuffle at the back & a Nun rushes forward, "what's your rush Sister"? asks Saint Peter. To which she replies "Well if i have to gargle with that water i want to do so before Sister Mary sticks her arse in it"

Love it!  :y

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: After nine joke
« Reply #3 on: 26 May 2008, 21:28:58 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: After nine joke
« Reply #4 on: 26 May 2008, 21:32:26 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 :y :y :y :y
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Re: After nine joke
« Reply #5 on: 26 May 2008, 21:35:21 »
 :o........ ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: After nine joke
« Reply #6 on: 26 May 2008, 21:36:28 »
 :y :y :y :y :y
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Re: After nine joke
« Reply #7 on: 26 May 2008, 21:44:29 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: After nine joke
« Reply #8 on: 26 May 2008, 22:20:47 »
Cheeky ;D ;D ;D
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Re: After nine joke
« Reply #9 on: 26 May 2008, 22:52:16 »
 :o ::) :y
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Re: After nine joke
« Reply #10 on: 26 May 2008, 22:55:01 »
Very good. ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
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Re: After nine joke
« Reply #11 on: 27 May 2008, 09:30:40 »
 ;D ;D ;D Best One for a while!  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: After nine joke
« Reply #12 on: 27 May 2008, 09:38:49 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: After nine joke
« Reply #13 on: 27 May 2008, 13:41:17 »
Good one  ;D ;D :y
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