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phil her up

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The Balloon family
« on: 27 May 2008, 18:24:09 »
Once upon a time there lived daddy balloon,mummy balloon & baby balloon, baby balloon liked to sleep in his parents bed but as he got older they told him to stay in his own room. But one night the young balloon crept into thier bedroom to get into his Daddy & mumies bed, but they had spread out so he wouldnt fit. He thought to himself I know I'll let some air out of daddy so he did & still wouldnt fit, so he let some air out of his mummy but still wouldnt fit.
Then he let some air out of himself & got  into thier bed
In the morning daddy balloon awoke & was very angry with his son, he told him off then said "I'm really disapointed in you, Youv'e let me down, youv'e let your mother down & worst of all youv'e let yourself down
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Re: The Balloon family
« Reply #1 on: 27 May 2008, 18:27:45 »
Very good  ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: The Balloon family
« Reply #2 on: 27 May 2008, 18:29:01 »
groan.......  ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Re: The Balloon family
« Reply #3 on: 27 May 2008, 18:42:22 »
 ;D Hahahaha......`great joke!  :y
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Re: The Balloon family
« Reply #4 on: 27 May 2008, 18:43:37 »
coat... ;D
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Re: The Balloon family
« Reply #5 on: 27 May 2008, 18:54:45 »
that went down like a ... well ... lead balloon !
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Re: The Balloon family
« Reply #6 on: 27 May 2008, 18:57:01 »
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Re: The Balloon family
« Reply #7 on: 27 May 2008, 19:09:33 »
liked that! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The Balloon family
« Reply #8 on: 27 May 2008, 22:26:10 »
groaaaaaaaaaaan  :y :y :y
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Re: The Balloon family
« Reply #9 on: 27 May 2008, 22:45:54 »
how old r u  ;D ;D
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Re: The Balloon family
« Reply #10 on: 27 May 2008, 22:50:03 »
hi phil her up, very good joke it really did make me chuckle.....
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