Decent chainsaw required.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Her lot in life is almost as bad as Mrs STEMO,Poor woman.

I'm good to my wife. I hardly ever beat her.

I hardly ever do anything to her 

Your prime years are just a distant memory now.

[MR MISTER]

Her lot in life is almost as bad as Mrs STEMO,Poor woman.

I'm good to my wife. I hardly ever beat her.

I hardly ever do anything to her 

Your prime years are just a distant memory now.

Not sure I ever had any.

[Rods2]

Must be petrol.......and I don't really want to spend more than £100.

Send the butler to Harrods after one of his weekly visits to Fortnum and Mason for life's bare essentials to pick one up, solid gold and diamond encrusted of course, where you have standards to keep up. Just put it on your tab or American Express black card.

[Marks DTM Calib]

Got a stihl here and it's very good

[Lazydocker]

I bought a no name clone a few years back for well under the budget and it's been reliable

[bigegg]

thats the best method for starting imo

Veni Vidi Vasectomy.

or:
I chain. I saw. I bleed.

[cem_devecioglu]

thats the best method for starting imo

Veni Vidi Vasectomy.

or:
I chain. I saw. I bleed.

[taitinson]

I bought a no name clone a few years back for well under the budget and it's been reliable

+1 

[cnj]

I hear the Chinese versions are quite good until the warranty expires, a bit like the clown above !!

[r1]

I hear the Chinese versions are quite good until the warranty expires, a bit like the clown above !!

that ones got a warranty for life as long as you start it that way!!

I know you want  petrol  but I purchased a electric one last week from aldi cost 55 pounds 2300w moter and it worked great chopped
a 18 foot silver birch down and chopped it into logs was very inpressed

[Olympia5776]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/stihl-08s-petrol-chainsaw-21-bar-CHAIN-/271294750435?pt=UK_Home_Garden_GardenPowerTools_CA&hash=item3f2a6d5ee3
I bought a 16" petrol chainsaw from Aldi about 6 years ago for something like € 100 . It's been used and abused to cut ( tons of )  timber for my stoves for all those years ,never fails to start hot or cold and uses easily obtainable Oregon blades . I have only changed the spark plug and starter recoil spring both standard parts from other machines via local small engine shop. I'm sure I seen them recently with Aldi's three year guarantee.

[cnj]

I have a stihl 08 model chainsaw, the problem is they are not legal for uk work as they have no chainbrake, mines a non starter and I cant get anyone to look at for the above reason ! (they were initially produced in and around 1960 !)

[Marks DTM Calib]

I hear the Chinese versions are quite good until the warranty expires, a bit like the clown above !!

that ones got a warranty for life as long as you start it that way!!

I know you want  petrol  but I purchased a electric one last week from aldi cost 55 pounds 2300w moter and it worked great chopped
a 18 foot silver birch down and chopped it into logs was very inpressed

To add insult to injury, I paid 50 notes for my Stihl and it came with a new chain (in the packet), manual sharpening kit, bottle of chain oil and two bottle of two stroke.....plus it had hardly been used!