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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Yep stop ficking about Uncle Stemo and get yourself sorted!!   

....but beware of the rubber glove.

[chrisgixer]

I doubt it's heart related, ya big tart.


But there's no choice but to get it checked.

...and then stay there to GET THE RESULTS YOU IDIOT!





Although, is this just another story to cover another trouser accident...?

[tigers_gonads]

"diplomatic head on"

Ffs, grow a pair and get your arse back in there you daft barsteward 
Not worth taking a risk over Steve .............. trust me 

"diplomatic head off"

ps ............... welcome back 

[Stemo]

I really don't think it was heart related, I wouldn't be stupid enough to do a runner if I did. But.....I am at a funny age and I should be careful, I know.
I think it was possibly something to do with stress. I am always running around like the proverbial blue-arsed fly. Thanks for your concern.


Tell Gixer to stop picking on me 

[PhilRich]

Your lass was right, you can't do bugger all right! (She told me that just before your taxi turned up out of the blue  )
p.s. If you find a 10p piece down the back of your sofa can I have it back please? Ta
Btw, whilst I agree with you that it appears to be a right waste of time, because hospitals arent fully staffed at night, getting you hooked up to a defibrillator 'on the premises' so to speak would take a lot less time than waiting for the Cavalry to arrive. Time you can't afford to lose in that kind of situation Steve!
Lets hope it was neither summat nor nowt lad

[omega3000]

Get to the doctors you stupid northern wooly back bstd 

[Taxi_Driver]

If they stuck a needle in your gut....then that was probably warfirin injection.....they think you have a blood clot...you need to go back for the results.....i was on a 6 month course of warfirin when i had  a DVT ....

[cleggy]

Just take back all the stuff you took home in the taxi and ask for the results.

[Rods2]

The fact you said you were struggling to breath suggests it may be heart related. So get it checked properly you daft oof.

If you have a major heart attack it is not like Hollywood portray with a defibrillator hooked up and all ends well, 80% of people don't survive. 

[henryd]

You daft eejit,get back there and get results/treatment while you can

Hope you get well though 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I really don't think it was heart related, I wouldn't be stupid enough to do a runner if I did. But.....I am at a funny age and I should be careful, I know.
I think it was possibly something to do with stress. I am always running around like the proverbial blue-arsed fly. Thanks for your concern.


Tell Gixer to stop picking on me 

 Oi, Gixer........stop picking on the lad.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I really don't think it was heart related, I wouldn't be stupid enough to do a runner if I did. But.....I am at a funny age and I should be careful, I know.
I think it was possibly something to do with stress. I am always running around like the proverbial blue-arsed fly. Thanks for your concern.


Tell Gixer to stop picking on me 

Anxiety can throw up chest pains and breathing difficulties.

[Rods2]

I really don't think it was heart related, I wouldn't be stupid enough to do a runner if I did. But.....I am at a funny age and I should be careful, I know.
I think it was possibly something to do with stress. I am always running around like the proverbial blue-arsed fly. Thanks for your concern.


Tell Gixer to stop picking on me 

Anxiety can throw up chest pains and breathing difficulties.

Very stressful not being on OOF. 

[tigers_gonads]

Speculation is useless on things like this .................. get your arse back in there and find out for sure what the problem is   

[kevinp58]

I am just going to say my father had those symptoms 3 times the third time he died.  SO don't be an idiot get back there and say sorry and ask them to check you out before its too late.