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[Vamps]

Swmbo has taken the kids and the dog to the caravan again, leaving me, the cat and the fish.
Bored, this house is not meant to be quiet, think the idea of staying at home is better than the reality Still the tax disc has arrived so tomorrow take the Mig out, actually the tax disc arrived a couple of days ago, looked like junk Mail so not opened till today.
Forgot they do not say DVLA on the envelope, always tax online as well these days

[kris9128]

you can borrow my missus for a while if you want, she doin me f*k*n head in.  

[JiMbOb789]

Swmbo has taken the kids and the dog to the caravan again, leaving me, the cat and the fish.
Bored, this house is not meant to be quiet, think the idea of staying at home is better than the reality Still the tax disc has arrived so tomorrow take the Mig out, actually the tax disc arrived a couple of days ago, looked like junk Mail so not opened till today.
Forgot they do not say DVLA on the envelope, always tax online as well these days

i know what that feels, happened to me last weekend, at least it is quiet because of the kids not being here, all they do is argue whilst im watching TV

[JiMbOb789]

you can borrow my missus for a while if you want, she doin me f*k*n head in.  

 

[Debs.]

Swmbo has taken the kids and the dog to the caravan again, leaving me, the cat and the fish.
Bored, this house is not meant to be quiet, think the idea of staying at home is better than the reality Still the tax disc has arrived so tomorrow take the Mig out, actually the tax disc arrived a couple of days ago, looked like junk Mail so not opened till today.
Forgot they do not say DVLA on the envelope, always tax online as well these days

Yay!...Mike`s Miggy`s on the road again!

[kris9128]

you can borrow my missus for a while if you want, she doin me f*k*n head in.  

 

comes complete with whinging/crying child, cat and dog. all are completly house trained.

[Vamps]

you can borrow my missus for a while if you want, she doin me f*k*n head in.  

 

comes complete with whinging/crying child, cat and dog. all are completly house trained.

A typically generous oofer, however on this occasion I feel I must decline your kind offer

do you think I am stupid

[kris9128]

you can borrow my missus for a while if you want, she doin me f*k*n head in.  

 

comes complete with whinging/crying child, cat and dog. all are completly house trained.

A typically generous oofer, however on this occasion I feel I must decline your kind offer

do you think I am stupid

obviously not as stupid as i am  

[Richie London]

the funny thing is, when there all with you at home you wish they would break off for a few days, when they do, it can be so quiet its boring,  glug! glug! glug!  

[Vamps]

the funny thing is, when there all with you at home you wish they would break off for a few days, when they do, it can be so quiet its boring, glug! glug! glug!  

 

[kris9128]

you can borrow my missus for a while if you want, she doin me f*k*n head in.  

 

comes complete with whinging/crying child, cat and dog. all are completly house trained.

oh come on guys. somebody must want them. she  5 months pregnant and those bloody hormones are killin me. treading on egg shells. just want 1 nites peace and quiet.