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[chrisgixer]

No bb again.

Automated message, we are aware of an issue in your area, estimated time of repair 11.45. Goodbye. And the line hangs up.

Oi, cheaky baskets;

1) what shout my compensation
2) precisely which 11.45 are we talking about..?


Good job Speckled Jim is fed and watered. Or it's back to the yoghurt pots.

[chrisgixer]

Tv in the area is out as well. I could cope with no bb, but no tv

I'll stick with me satellite thanks.

[pscocoa]

Is the problem affecting the whole of Reading?

[chrisgixer]

Now, because the word filter has been nobbled, you must if typed W o k I n g H a m in there. So to answer, no, just my area of W o k I n g ham. Mr pscocoa

[pscocoa]

An IT waller has just written to me about my BES 10 Back End Infrastructure.

I wonder if your back end might be part of the problem.

[Stemo]

An IT waller has just written to me about my BES 10 Back End Infrastructure.

I wonder if your back end might be part of the problem.

Get Al to have a look at your back end infrastructure when he arrives. He's an expert.

[TheBoy]

An IT waller has just written to me about my BES 10 Back End Infrastructure.

I wonder if your back end might be part of the problem.

Surely nobody is stupid enough to use Gooseberrys now

[chrisgixer]

Wahaay we're back up.

Now getting 54megabobbles down. 3.5 up. Lordy, I'm getting a nose bleed.

[TheBoy]

Wahaay we're back up.

Now getting 54megabobbles down. 3.5 up. Lordy, I'm getting a nose bleed.

Just attempted a speed test, getting 0.01Mb download, and 0.22Mb upload. Shite.

[chrisgixer]

Weeeeeeee. Boff

[chrisgixer]

Boff

[chrisgixer]

Ah, seems there's a 10 second delay on oof

[chrisgixer]

Wahaay we're back up.

Now getting 54megabobbles down. 3.5 up. Lordy, I'm getting a nose bleed.

Just attempted a speed test, getting 0.01Mb download, and 0.22Mb upload. Shite.

How did we ever cope with 2g?

[TheBoy]

Wahaay we're back up.

Now getting 54megabobbles down. 3.5 up. Lordy, I'm getting a nose bleed.

Just attempted a speed test, getting 0.01Mb download, and 0.22Mb upload. Shite.

How did we ever cope with 2g?

Very few people used mobile data then, so the 2G networks could cope.  Because every bloody idiot has a smartphone now trying to gobble any available bandwidth, the mobile networks are simply buggered.

[TheBoy]

Ah, seems there's a 10 second delay on oof

That'll be yer stupid browser. I get good stats at average page load speeds from the likes of Google, and its always sub 500mS