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[Vamps]

10.30pm took swmbo to hospital to have Miss Vamps, in a 2.0L Omega 'Select' Estate.......

Typical of the female gender took her time, 14 hours, to make an appearance..........

Where does the time go?  She thinks she is all grown up, with a boyfriend in tow........

[jonny2112]

Daughters are one of life's curve balls IMO 

[biggriffin]

10.30pm took swmbo to hospital to have Miss Vamps, in a 2.0L Omega 'Select' Estate.......

Typical of the female gender took her time, 14 hours, to make an appearance..........

Where does the time go?  She thinks she is all grown up, with a boyfriend in tow........

now your life gets fun

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

She can't possibly be fourteen. Just three months ago (it seems about that long) I remember you posting that 'little miss Vamps' was celebrating her 9th birthday.

Doesn't time fly.

[Rods2]

Good luck over the next few years as IME it is the age the "Kevin" attitude really starts.

[joff]

With two daughters and 3 granddaughters I feel for you hope she had a good day

[Vamps]

10.30pm took swmbo to hospital to have Miss Vamps, in a 2.0L Omega 'Select' Estate.......

Typical of the female gender took her time, 14 hours, to make an appearance..........

Where does the time go?  She thinks she is all grown up, with a boyfriend in tow........

now your life gets fun

I wasn't going to allow boyfriends till she was 35, at least.......

He seems a nice lad...... dropped them off to go bowling followed by something to eat, while I went to visit swmbo, they had a lovely evening........

In the car on the way home it was party cd on, volume up, they were singing and moving to
the music, it was lovely to see her so happy, especially under the circumstances.........

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

10.30pm took swmbo to hospital to have Miss Vamps, in a 2.0L Omega 'Select' Estate.......

Typical of the female gender took her time, 14 hours, to make an appearance..........

Where does the time go?  She thinks she is all grown up, with a boyfriend in tow........

now your life gets fun

I wasn't going to allow boyfriends till she was 35, at least.......

He seems a nice lad...... dropped them off to go bowling followed by something to eat, while I went to visit swmbo, they had a lovely evening........

In the car on the way home it was party cd on, volume up, they were singing and moving to
the music, it was lovely to see her so happy, especially under the circumstances.........

....and only then with parental supervision at all times..

[Marks DTM Calib]

Yes, when Kate finally brings someone home I want to see 6 months bank statements, 2 written references and 12 months pay slips until he's allowed in the door...

[Sir Tigger KC]

Yes, when Kate finally brings someone home I want to see 6 months bank statements, 2 written references and 12 months pay slips until he's allowed in the door...

That's quite lenient Mark!   

I'd have thought the requirement of any interested spotty yoof having to wear a lockable cod-piece, with the only key held by you would be more appropriate! 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

When I was just a spotty 16 year old I got lucky and bagged myself a beautiful 15 year old girlfriend called Helen.

Her mother was lovely but her father was unpredictable to say the least.

When his daughter was present he was all goodness and light, but as soon as she left the room he pinned me to the wall by my throat and said to me " Lay one finger on my daughter and I'll break every bone in your body"

At this time in my life I was barely 8 stone dripping wet and as  Helen's father was built like a canadian moose I didn't feel inclined to argue.

Needless to say teenage hormones overcame the fear of a 'beating' and the lovely Helen was separated from her knickers just before her sixteenth birthday.

Happy days.