Welcome newbie

[Taxi_Driver]

Hot tip, if your car won't start it's always the crank sensor.  See the guide section to learn about the paperclip test to read out codes  

Blimey you guys really know your stuff

Failing that.....change the cam sensor....i think a member on here called AA (alcholics.....summat  :-/) had a prob with that.....failing that......buy a saab  

[theolodian]

Hot tip, if your car won't start it's always the crank sensor.  See the guide section to learn about the paperclip test to read out codes  

Blimey you guys really know your stuff

And if your mom makes plate loads of bacon butties you might be able to scare up quite a few miggys (nickname for Omega) for a cambelt party.  (An event where people come over and change your cambelt for you.)  

Oh watch out for AA (Audit Addict), he's used too many cleaning products on his engine bay and has hallucinations about websites invovling ACME products.  RMCB (The dancing chicken that is apparently celebrating the fact that few people have chicken burgers) usually shows up when he forgot to take his meds, we just play along and do baby talk until he calms down.  TB is TheBoy, not a disease - except computers often get disfigured in his presence.  

Oh, and buy the DVD!

[Timbuk]

Hi Timbuk and welcome to the forum.
If your blowers stop working and theres a farty smell in the car check the fuses first

I had that problem a few weeks ago, but luckily i know a couple of top blokes that helped me sort it, I think one of them was called Bim Bo and the other was called The accordian, Do they use this site

[Bo Bo]

Hi Timbuk and welcome to the forum.
If your blowers stop working and theres a farty smell in the car check the fuses first

I had that problem a few weeks ago, but luckily i know a couple of top blokes that helped me sort it, I think one of them was called Bim Bo and the other was called The accordian, Do they use this site

[smiley=lolk.gif]

[theolodian]

Hi Timbuk and welcome to the forum.
If your blowers stop working and theres a farty smell in the car check the fuses first

I had that problem a few weeks ago, but luckily i know a couple of top blokes that helped me sort it, I think one of them was called Bim Bo and the other was called The accordian, Do they use this site

PMSL!!  

[STMO123]

Hi Timbuk and welcome to the forum.
If your blowers stop working and theres a farty smell in the car check the fuses first

I had that problem a few weeks ago, but luckily i know a couple of top blokes that helped me sort it, I think one of them was called Bim Bo and the other was called The accordian, Do they use this site

This is class! I love it!

[Taxi_Driver]

Hot tip, if your car won't start it's always the crank sensor.  See the guide section to learn about the paperclip test to read out codes  

Blimey you guys really know your stuff

And if your mom makes plate loads of bacon butties you might be able to scare up quite a few miggys (nickname for Omega) for a cambelt party.  (An event where people come over and change your cambelt for you.)  

Oh watch out for AA (Audit Addict), he's used too many cleaning products on his engine bay and has hallucinations about websites invovling ACME products.  RMCB (The dancing chicken that is apparently celebrating the fact that few people have chicken burgers) usually shows up when he forgot to take his meds, we just play along and do baby talk until he calms down.  TB is TheBoy, not a disease - except computers often get disfigured in his presence.  

Oh, and buy the DVD!

[smiley=tekst-toppie.gif] very funny  [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

[Timbuk]

Wow , look at that, i'm getting on so well with you guys i've made 26 posts already, i'll be a God before i know it

[TheBoy]

i'll be a God before i know it

Maybe. Maybe not...

[Chopsdad]

Wow , look at that, i'm getting on so well with you guys i've made 26 posts already, i'll be a God before i know it

I've just hit 250 Timbuk - try hard and you'll soon catch me up.

[Timbuk]

Hot tip, if your car won't start it's always the crank sensor.  See the guide section to learn about the paperclip test to read out codes  

Blimey you guys really know your stuff

And if your mom makes plate loads of bacon butties you might be able to scare up quite a few miggys (nickname for Omega) for a cambelt party.  (An event where people come over and change your cambelt for you.)  

Oh watch out for AA (Audit Addict), he's used too many cleaning products on his engine bay and has hallucinations about websites invovling ACME products.  RMCB (The dancing chicken that is apparently celebrating the fact that few people have chicken burgers) usually shows up when he forgot to take his meds, we just play along and do baby talk until he calms down.  TB is TheBoy, not a disease - except computers often get disfigured in his presence.  

Oh, and buy the DVD!

[smiley=tekst-toppie.gif] very funny  [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

Yeah it is , i just can't keep up with this one

[Elite Pete]

Hi Timbuk and welcome to the forum.
If your blowers stop working and theres a farty smell in the car check the fuses first

I had that problem a few weeks ago, but luckily i know a couple of top blokes that helped me sort it, I think one of them was called Bim Bo and the other was called The accordian, Do they use this site

The best