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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Please don't mock... but I've pushed the boat out and purchased a brand new 2014 Daewoo.....just like the scouse reprobate himself.

Finished in gleaming arctic white she looks the business and I have to say that so far at least, I'm mighty impressed.

Build quality is excellent and after a lengthy test drive I feel I have made the sensible choice.

With 900 watts of power and 5 heat settings my new Daewoo makes light work  of frozen burgers and pizza.

What's not to like for £56?....

[Broomies Mate]

900 Watts.  That's the higher output model too!  STMO will be green with envy! 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

900 Watts. That's the higher output model too!  STMO will be green with envy! 

Sorry...I've just looked at the box......I mean the Daewoo owners manual.

It's only 700 watts.

I've just lost 25 BHP.

[Taxi_Driver]

900 Watts. That's the higher output model too!  STMO will be green with envy! 

Sorry...I've just looked at the box......I mean the Daewoo owners manual.

It's only 700 watts.

I've just lost 25 BHP.

Thats Daewoo for you.....disappointment 

 

[The Sheriff]

I've got the 750 watt unit under the bonnet. More than enough to get me to sixty in eight minutes.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I've got the 750 watt unit under the bonnet. More than enough to get me to sixty in eight minutes.

According to the box it was manufactured in the PRC.

But then Isn't everything today.....

[The Sheriff]

I've got the 750 watt unit under the bonnet. More than enough to get me to sixty in eight minutes.

According to the box it was manufactured in the PRC.

But then Isn't everything today.....

Oh dear. Cheap imitation. You want the genuine Korean one.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I've got the 750 watt unit under the bonnet. More than enough to get me to sixty in eight minutes.

According to the box it was manufactured in the PRC.

But then Isn't everything today.....

Oh dear. Cheap imitation. You want the genuine Korean one.

Korea......China. They all have 'slitty eyes'.

[The Sheriff]

I've got the 750 watt unit under the bonnet. More than enough to get me to sixty in eight minutes.

According to the box it was manufactured in the PRC.

But then Isn't everything today.....

Oh dear. Cheap imitation. You want the genuine Korean one.

Korea......China. They all have 'slitty eyes'.

Yes. And, when I was at school, I heard all the ladies thingies went sideways.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I've got the 750 watt unit under the bonnet. More than enough to get me to sixty in eight minutes.

According to the box it was manufactured in the PRC.

But then Isn't everything today.....

Oh dear. Cheap imitation. You want the genuine Korean one.

Korea......China. They all have 'slitty eyes'.

Yes. And, when I was at school, I heard all the ladies thingies went sideways.

Is that not true?

[The Sheriff]

I've got the 750 watt unit under the bonnet. More than enough to get me to sixty in eight minutes.

According to the box it was manufactured in the PRC.

But then Isn't everything today.....

Oh dear. Cheap imitation. You want the genuine Korean one.

Korea......China. They all have 'slitty eyes'.

Yes. And, when I was at school, I heard all the ladies thingies went sideways.

Is that not true?

Dunno. I'll ask when I next go for a chicken fried rice.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

My new Daewoo started first turn of the key this morning. Weetabix with warm milk.

[Andy B]

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Yes. And, when I was at school, I heard all the ladies thingies went sideways.

and when they slid dwn a banister ........