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I'd've cried
« on: 05 November 2014, 20:26:13 »
A customer turned up at local Citroen dealership to trade in his "old"car for his brand new Citroen Berlingo Multispace today.It was one of those awful automatic ones where the car slows down between up changes.Anyway apart from his new car he got a fair-but not huge-wedge of money for his old car.What did he trade in?A 14 plate Jaguar XF Sportbrake!!! I'd've cried!
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Re: I'd've cried
« Reply #1 on: 05 November 2014, 20:36:29 »
I've just been sick a little.
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Re: I'd've cried
« Reply #2 on: 05 November 2014, 20:36:53 »
Blimey did they give him money back to :)

the mind boggles :D
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Re: I'd've cried
« Reply #3 on: 05 November 2014, 20:39:58 »
Quote from: plym ian on 05 November 2014, 20:36:53
Blimey did they give him money back to :)

the mind boggles :D
Yes, Ian. That's why it says he got money back too.  ;D
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Re: I'd've cried
« Reply #4 on: 05 November 2014, 20:40:17 »
Quote from: plym ian on 05 November 2014, 20:36:53
Blimey did they give him money back to :)

the mind boggles :D

I would have thought he'd have got the berlingo and about 15k hopefully,you'd have to wonder why though,as different as chalk and cheese ::)
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Re: I'd've cried
« Reply #5 on: 05 November 2014, 20:42:16 »
Why?
Ok...he may have needed the practicality......but a berlingo? Ugly buggers they are.
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Re: I'd've cried
« Reply #6 on: 05 November 2014, 20:46:58 »
Quote from: STMO on 05 November 2014, 20:42:16
Why?
Ok...he may have needed the practicality......but a berlingo? Ugly buggers they are.

Saw an XFR Sportbreak a few weeks back.  Having had an XF saloon I wasn't sure about the estate version but when I saw it ...  :-* :-*
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Re: I'd've cried
« Reply #7 on: 05 November 2014, 20:47:19 »
Quote from: STMO on 05 November 2014, 20:42:16
Why?
Ok...he may have needed the practicality......but a berlingo? Ugly buggers they are.

Bit unfair old chap.  I call my wife 'Berlingo'..............

Ahhhh - you've seen her too.
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Re: I'd've cried
« Reply #8 on: 05 November 2014, 20:52:50 »
Quote from: STMO on 05 November 2014, 20:39:58
Quote from: plym ian on 05 November 2014, 20:36:53
Blimey did they give him money back to :)

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Yes, Ian. That's why it says he got money back too.  ;D
What a plank I am just re read it ;D
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Re: I'd've cried
« Reply #9 on: 05 November 2014, 20:54:41 »
Yes I realise we can all suffer a change in circumstances/needs,but surely there's got to be a better alternative than a Berlingo,especially with that awful auto box on it!
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Re: I'd've cried
« Reply #10 on: 05 November 2014, 21:01:50 »
Think of all the cash he'd have walked away with if he'd chopped that Jag in for a Daewoo!  :y
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« Reply #11 on: 05 November 2014, 21:33:39 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 05 November 2014, 21:01:50
Think of all the cash he'd have walked away with if he'd chopped that Jag in for a Daewoo!  :y

Or worse  better still, a Chevrolet!
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Re: I'd've cried
« Reply #12 on: 05 November 2014, 21:53:39 »
Or any Citroen. Poor bastid.
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Re: I'd've cried
« Reply #13 on: 05 November 2014, 22:23:54 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 05 November 2014, 21:01:50
Think of all the cash he'd have walked away with if he'd chopped that Jag in for a Daewoo!  :y
My chevrolet daewoo zafira in disguise has been bloody great with moving house. You'd be amazed what you can get in with all the seats down. Needs a good clean though  :-[
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Re: I'd've cried
« Reply #14 on: 05 November 2014, 22:25:40 »
Rent a transit for a day, or a 7.5tonner.  More comfortable, more practical, better street cred with the ladies, etc etc
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