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[TheBoy]

Did the insurers not insist on an adequate ventilation system then Once bitten and all that...

My renewal is due in February. I wonder want it'll be like 

[The Sheriff]

I can fry steak though, or even go out for it. Now shut up and eat your apple pie.

[05omegav6]

I can fry steak though, or even go out for it. Now shut up and eat your apple and blackberry pie.

You're a cruel mistress

[TheBoy]

I can fry steak though, or even go out for it. Now shut up and eat your apple pie.

Hope yours has BSE.

[The Sheriff]

I can fry steak though, or even go out for it. Now shut up and eat your apple pie.

Hope yours has BSE.

Hope not. Cant have me going mad, can we? 

[The Sheriff]

Anyhow....gout is only pain, surely? Eat your meat and ignore the pain. Simple really.

[TheBoy]

Anyhow....gout is only pain, surely? Eat your meat and ignore the pain. Simple really.

Indeed, its only pain, it will go away.

At the risk of sounding a bit bent, though, it does bloody smart a bit 

[The Sheriff]

Anyhow....gout is only pain, surely? Eat your meat and ignore the pain. Simple really.

Indeed, its only pain, it will go away.

Wait till you get old, it's a laugh a minute. 

[05omegav6]

Define 'a bit' 

On a scale of two...

[TheBoy]

Anyhow....gout is only pain, surely? Eat your meat and ignore the pain. Simple really.

Indeed, its only pain, it will go away.

Wait till you get old, it's a laugh a minute. 

At least when you piss and shit yourself, it keeps you warm...

[TheBoy]

Define 'a bit' 

On a scale of two...

1

[The Sheriff]

Anyhow....gout is only pain, surely? Eat your meat and ignore the pain. Simple really.

Indeed, its only pain, it will go away.

Wait till you get old, it's a laugh a minute. 

At least when you piss and shit yourself, it keeps you warm...

It's very short lived comfort, though. And a bit smelly.

[05omegav6]

Define 'a bit' 

On a scale of two...

1

In that case man up ya big jessie... it's not like it's man flu

[TheBoy]

Define 'a bit' 

On a scale of two...

1

In that case man up ya big jessie... it's not like it's man flu

Between you and me, it just hurts a ficking lot all the time. Anything touches the knuckle, and it really ficking hurts.

[The Sheriff]

Define 'a bit' 

On a scale of two...

1

In that case man up ya big jessie... it's not like it's man flu

Between you and me, it just hurts a ficking lot all the time. Anything touches the knuckle, and it really ficking hurts.

I had to start using that word because you stopped me using the other two.