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Re: My favourite pastime is going to be legalised!
« Reply #15 on: 06 June 2015, 23:53:36 »

Gixer is always moaning about me sending him pictures of my bits and has threatened to inform the police unless I desist.
Well..........our local surgery is holding a consultation next week and on the menu is contacting the doctor by Skype. So......I can find a nice young doctor and show them all of my bits, cracks and crevices remotely......and it's all legal!

Yesssss  ;D

Is that the one that they show on tv  ::)
No idea. Never seen my doctor or my penis on tv so probably not.

The thought of your wrinkled old member on the big screen doesn't bear thinking about. :-\

It's OK he's on Embarrassing Bodies, they're used to all sorts on there!  :o  ;D
Never watched it, but I hear there are people who record it and watch itover and over.... ::)

Why on earth do people line up to be humiliated in such a way?

If you are unlucky enough to suffer with vaginal discharge or penile warts why not simply go to your doctor and discuss your concerns in private. :-X

It shows how either how long NHS queues are or how low people will go for their 5 minutes of fame. :o :o :o
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