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[Markie]

Does anyone else have the ability to speak before engaging Brain like me.

Been off 7 days - ok so i havent really stopped but....

Wife comes in from back shift moans i didnt empty washer oooops

Moans again when she discovers i havent emptied drier, Moans again because i forgot to take food out the freezer.

Wasnt really listening but just asked her to make some toast and bring it through with a nice cup of tea....

I dont think she`s happy  :-/

[Timbuk]

Does anyone else have the ability to speak before engaging Brain like me.

Been off 7 days - ok so i havent really stopped but....

Wife comes in from back shift moans i didnt empty washer oooops

Moans again when she discovers i havent emptied drier, Moans again because i forgot to take food out the freezer.

Wasnt really listening but just asked her to make some toast and bring it through with a nice cup of tea....

I dont think she`s happy  :-/

I wonder why

[Markie]

ok fair enough - should have asked her to bring me beer and nachos as there quicker  

[MikeDundee]

Does anyone else have the ability to speak before engaging Brain like me.

Been off 7 days - ok so i havent really stopped but....

Wife comes in from back shift moans i didnt empty washer oooops

Moans again when she discovers i havent emptied drier, Moans again because i forgot to take food out the freezer.

Wasnt really listening but just asked her to make some toast and bring it through with a nice cup of tea....

I dont think she`s happy  :-/

I wonder why

Funny creatures at times .......probably the fact that your on hols, and she's still came home to hooswork, it does piss them off I am afraid

[MikeDundee]

ok fair enough - should have asked her to bring me beer and nachos as there quicker  

LOL ....Do you have a shed?

[Markie]

housework - she does it   thought it just did itself when i was at work

[Markie]

ok fair enough - should have asked her to bring me beer and nachos as there quicker  

LOL ....Do you have a shed?

heh heh i do but its full of her whips and knee high boots and jodphurs......for horse riding.

Garage is a cracker though   guess i may be sleeping there

[MikeDundee]

housework - she does it   thought it just did itself when i was at work

It does when I am at work.....only problem is that my missus is in Thailand till next Jan, so its all down to me....I need a housekeeper/service maid

[Chopsdad]

housework - she does it   thought it just did itself when i was at work

It does when I am at work.....only problem is that my missus is in Thailand till next Jan, so its all down to me....I need a housekeeper/service maid

Ask the missus to mail you one over whilst she's out there. Or try www.thaibrides.com and get a spare.  

[Bo Bo]

Women  

[Goonlord]

I think it started going downhill when we gave them the vote......................
But thats us men for you generous to a fault!!!

by the way do you think a new set of pans is a good christmas present for er indoors

[Marks DTM Calib]

I think it started going downhill when we gave them the vote......................

Absolutely, most women cant even decide what to wear so theres no hope of them picking somebody to run the country!

[Markie]

Pans for christmas thats ridicilous........they should come out of her weekly allowance  , get her something to wear new oven glove and apron perhaps ( matching)  

Disclaimer: we are all joking - in case any women are here and offended  

[bob.dent]

ok fair enough - should have asked her to bring me beer and nachos as there quicker  

LOL ....Do you have a shed?

heh heh i do but its full of her whips and knee high boots and jodphurs......for horse riding.

Garage is a cracker though   guess i may be sleeping there

You could have suggested she get dressed up in this gear then serve you an ice cold beer on a silver platter while you put your feet up and admire the view

[Markie]

ok fair enough - should have asked her to bring me beer and nachos as there quicker  

LOL ....Do you have a shed?

heh heh i do but its full of her whips and knee high boots and jodphurs......for horse riding.

Garage is a cracker though   guess i may be sleeping there

You could have suggested she get dressed up in this gear then serve you an ice cold beer on a silver platter while you put your feet up and admire the view

  before i was married to her maybe,now.... are you kidding shes my wife  

reminds me of a one liner from a married male friend.....best form of contraception is apparently a wedding ring