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Think i just upset the wife.....Dont know why
« on: 23 November 2006, 23:16:57 »

Does anyone else have the ability to speak before engaging Brain like me.

Been off 7 days - ok so i havent really stopped but....

Wife comes in from back shift moans i didnt empty washer oooops

Moans again when she discovers i havent emptied drier, Moans again because i forgot to take food out the freezer.

Wasnt really listening but just asked her to make some toast and bring it through with a nice cup of tea....

I dont think she`s happy  :-/
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Re: Think i just upset the wife.....Dont know why
« Reply #1 on: 23 November 2006, 23:21:16 »

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Does anyone else have the ability to speak before engaging Brain like me.

Been off 7 days - ok so i havent really stopped but....

Wife comes in from back shift moans i didnt empty washer oooops

Moans again when she discovers i havent emptied drier, Moans again because i forgot to take food out the freezer.

Wasnt really listening but just asked her to make some toast and bring it through with a nice cup of tea....

I dont think she`s happy  :-/

I wonder why ::)
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Re: Think i just upset the wife.....Dont know why
« Reply #2 on: 23 November 2006, 23:23:54 »

ok fair enough - should have asked her to bring me beer and nachos as there quicker  ;)
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« Reply #3 on: 23 November 2006, 23:24:18 »

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Does anyone else have the ability to speak before engaging Brain like me.

Been off 7 days - ok so i havent really stopped but....

Wife comes in from back shift moans i didnt empty washer oooops

Moans again when she discovers i havent emptied drier, Moans again because i forgot to take food out the freezer.

Wasnt really listening but just asked her to make some toast and bring it through with a nice cup of tea....

I dont think she`s happy  :-/

I wonder why ::)

Funny creatures at times ;D.......probably the fact that your on hols, and she's still came home to hooswork, it does piss them off I am afraid :y >:(
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« Reply #4 on: 23 November 2006, 23:25:29 »

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ok fair enough - should have asked her to bring me beer and nachos as there quicker  ;)

LOL ;D....Do you have a shed? ;D
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Re: Think i just upset the wife.....Dont know why
« Reply #5 on: 23 November 2006, 23:27:27 »

housework - she does it  :o thought it just did itself when i was at work
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Re: Think i just upset the wife.....Dont know why
« Reply #6 on: 23 November 2006, 23:28:33 »

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ok fair enough - should have asked her to bring me beer and nachos as there quicker  ;)

LOL ;D....Do you have a shed? ;D

heh heh i do but its full of her whips and knee high boots and jodphurs......for horse riding.

Garage is a cracker though  :y guess i may be sleeping there ;D
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« Reply #7 on: 23 November 2006, 23:30:46 »

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housework - she does it  :o thought it just did itself when i was at work

It does when I am at work.....only problem is that my missus is in Thailand till next Jan, so its all down to me....I need a housekeeper/service maid ;D
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« Reply #8 on: 23 November 2006, 23:56:54 »

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housework - she does it  :o thought it just did itself when i was at work

It does when I am at work.....only problem is that my missus is in Thailand till next Jan, so its all down to me....I need a housekeeper/service maid ;D

Ask the missus to mail you one over whilst she's out there. Or try www.thaibrides.com and get a spare.  ;D
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Re: Think i just upset the wife.....Dont know why
« Reply #9 on: 24 November 2006, 07:02:38 »

Women  ::)
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Re: Think i just upset the wife.....Dont know why
« Reply #10 on: 24 November 2006, 08:16:22 »

I think it started going downhill when we gave them the vote......................
But thats us men for you generous to a fault!!!

by the way do you think a new set of pans is a good christmas present for er indoors
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« Reply #11 on: 24 November 2006, 08:44:49 »

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I think it started going downhill when we gave them the vote......................

Absolutely, most women cant even decide what to wear so theres no hope of them picking somebody to run the country!
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Re: Think i just upset the wife.....Dont know why
« Reply #12 on: 24 November 2006, 09:30:17 »

Pans for christmas thats ridicilous........they should come out of her weekly allowance  ;D, get her something to wear new oven glove and apron perhaps ( matching)  ;)

Disclaimer: we are all joking - in case any women are here and offended  :y
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Re: Think i just upset the wife.....Dont know why
« Reply #13 on: 24 November 2006, 10:01:52 »

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ok fair enough - should have asked her to bring me beer and nachos as there quicker  ;)

LOL ;D....Do you have a shed? ;D

heh heh i do but its full of her whips and knee high boots and jodphurs......for horse riding.

Garage is a cracker though  :y guess i may be sleeping there ;D

You could have suggested she get dressed up in this gear then serve you an ice cold beer on a silver platter while you put your feet up and admire the view ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #14 on: 24 November 2006, 10:48:33 »

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ok fair enough - should have asked her to bring me beer and nachos as there quicker  ;)

LOL ;D....Do you have a shed? ;D

heh heh i do but its full of her whips and knee high boots and jodphurs......for horse riding.

Garage is a cracker though  :y guess i may be sleeping there ;D

You could have suggested she get dressed up in this gear then serve you an ice cold beer on a silver platter while you put your feet up and admire the view ;D ;D ;D


 ;D ;D ;D before i was married to her maybe,now.... are you kidding shes my wife  ;D

reminds me of a one liner from a married male friend.....best form of contraception is apparently a wedding ring  ::)
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