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Re: Bloody Computers
« Reply #15 on: 30 September 2015, 13:33:19 »

Computers are there many malfunctions seem to be the only piece of equipment that folk put up with. Anything else and we would be complaining. I find mankinds acceptance of computing issues breathtaking. Imagine if you got in your car, trainplane or whatever and it suffered system operating problems as frequently as you do on a computer.Or the cinema. "sorry start of film will be delayed, just have to do a clean install." You would want your money back. However with a computer it is part of the experience.
Hmm.....,    I think Women are just as temperamental.

I think if you where to compare Female Intelligence  with Computers, it would be something like - 'The Computers not broken, its just a different Operating System'
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Re: Bloody Computers
« Reply #16 on: 30 September 2015, 15:22:40 »

Computers are there many malfunctions seem to be the only piece of equipment that folk put up with. Anything else and we would be complaining. I find mankinds acceptance of computing issues breathtaking. Imagine if you got in your car, trainplane or whatever and it suffered system operating problems as frequently as you do on a computer.Or the cinema. "sorry start of film will be delayed, just have to do a clean install." You would want your money back. However with a computer it is part of the experience.
Hmm.....,    I think Women are just as temperamental.

I think if you where to compare Female Intelligence  with Computers, it would be something like - 'The Computers not broken, its just a different Operating System'

Female computer owner: "Huh, obviously designed by a man, my computer doesn't understand me" ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Bloody Computers
« Reply #17 on: 30 September 2015, 18:10:26 »

I haven't yet seen a computer that couldn't be improved with some unskilled sledgehammer work.
Don't expect to either.

I use the things, but have never managed to like them.
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Re: Bloody Computers
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