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Re: Oh no, its that time of year...
« Reply #15 on: 12 November 2015, 18:47:57 »

A quicker car?  ::)
I don't think she'll stretch to that....

A 3.2 shouldn't cost much more than a cheap power-drill?  ;D
But we all know that even the best 3.2s will struggle to beat really shagged 3.0s. I know it, you know it, my mum's dog knows it...
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Re: Oh no, its that time of year...
« Reply #16 on: 12 November 2015, 19:06:01 »

on a serious note I cant believe how quickly its come round again. scary
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Re: Oh no, its that time of year...
« Reply #17 on: 12 November 2015, 19:34:46 »

But we all know that even the best 3.2s will struggle to beat really shagged 3.0s. I know it, you know it, my mum's dog knows it...

Well you don't need a sense of humour for Christmas as you've clearly still got one of those.  ;) ;D
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Re: Oh no, its that time of year...
« Reply #18 on: 12 November 2015, 19:35:24 »

Gas heater detector for the garage :-X ::)

changed that for you TB    ;)
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Re: Oh no, its that time of year...
« Reply #19 on: 12 November 2015, 19:37:03 »

But we all know that even the best 3.2s will struggle to beat really shagged 3.0s. I know it, you know it, my mum's dog knows it...

Well you don't need a sense of humour for Christmas as you've clearly still got one of those.  ;) ;D
Fantastic imagination too... ::)
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Re: Oh no, its that time of year...
« Reply #20 on: 12 November 2015, 21:26:03 »

Gas heater detector for the garage :-X ::)

changed that for you TB    ;)

I know a good company that installs as well ::) :y
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Re: Oh no, its that time of year...
« Reply #21 on: 13 November 2015, 21:55:56 »

25th December predates Christmas day as a good old pagan festival to boost morale at the coldest and bleakest time of the year in Europe. So if you want to celebrate a proper traditional Christmas, then it is all about celebrating with friends, family, feasting and fornication. Mistletoe was just the warm up in those pagan times. :y :y :y ;D ;D ;D 

Of course it was easier for the Christian religion to steal an established festival, rather than invent a new one with a new date. :( There again they were never overly fussy when it came to facts, hence the writing of various stories, a quite considerable time after Jesus allegedly lived, but it was quite an imaginative story by Joseph on why it wasn't him that put Mary up the duff. ;D ;D ;D

Our modern Christmas is based on a Victorian concept due to the industrial revolution and rapidly increasing wealth and the writings of Charles Dickens. :y :y :y
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Re: Oh no, its that time of year...
« Reply #22 on: 13 November 2015, 21:59:31 »

Yup, all the religions were at it, and guess what, most all of them are Northern hemisphere  ::)

The film Zeitgeist and its sequels are interesting viewing when it comes to sociopolitical engineering :y
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Re: Oh no, its that time of year...
« Reply #23 on: 14 November 2015, 13:42:04 »

25th December predates Christmas day as a good old pagan festival to boost morale at the coldest and bleakest time of the year in Europe. So if you want to celebrate a proper traditional Christmas, then it is all about celebrating with friends, family, feasting and fornication. Mistletoe was just the warm up in those pagan times. :y :y :y ;D ;D ;D 

Of course it was easier for the Christian religion to steal an established festival, rather than invent a new one with a new date. :( There again they were never overly fussy when it came to facts, hence the writing of various stories, a quite considerable time after Jesus allegedly lived, but it was quite an imaginative story by Joseph on why it wasn't him that put Mary up the duff. ;D ;D ;D

Our modern Christmas is based on a Victorian concept due to the industrial revolution and rapidly increasing wealth and the writings of Charles Dickens. :y :y :y
And ba humbug to you too. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Oh no, its that time of year...
« Reply #24 on: 23 November 2015, 18:17:53 »

She's hassling me now  :'(

I did suggest we buy each other a really nice holiday so we can go with our friends to Asia, but the £9k price tag put the kybosh on that :o
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Re: Oh no, its that time of year...
« Reply #25 on: 23 November 2015, 18:26:50 »

She's hassling me now  :'(

I did suggest we buy each other a really nice holiday so we can go with our friends to Asia, but the £9k price tag put the kybosh on that :o

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Re: Oh no, its that time of year...
« Reply #26 on: 23 November 2015, 18:42:44 »

She's hassling me now  :'(

I did suggest we buy each other a really nice holiday so we can go with our friends to Asia, but the £9k price tag put the kybosh on that :o

Women's underwear.
That was last year....
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Re: Oh no, its that time of year...
« Reply #27 on: 24 November 2015, 14:09:13 »

She's hassling me now  :'(

I did suggest we buy each other a really nice holiday so we can go with our friends to Asia, but the £9k price tag put the kybosh on that :o

Women's underwear.
That was last year....




For who  :-X
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Re: Oh no, its that time of year...
« Reply #28 on: 24 November 2015, 14:10:17 »

If you need to ask TG... :D
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Re: Oh no, its that time of year...
« Reply #29 on: 24 November 2015, 14:11:25 »

If you need to ask TG... :D



Well I have heard some rumours about these OOF meets  :-X :-X :D :D
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