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[Andy B]

So .......

Mercedes have just phoned me to tell me they're setting of shortly to deliver my car to my house, short of crashing on the way .............  it's fixed - eventually! I've to see the repair yet ..... 

And regarding payment .......... there's nothing further to pay! Result! He said they've f***ed me about enough so they're standing the extra costs of the airbag. 

So they should:

1) Failed to diag. it properly first time
2) The changed a part that didn't need changing based on poor diag.
3) They charged you for the privilege
4) They have put more miles on it than you recently
5) They smashed it up

Did I miss anything lol

Yes. 
They tried bull shitting me about 'low voltages' being a possibility ie not operating the valve block properly.
Shagged the ABS sensor when they removed/replaced the strut. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

So .......

Mercedes have just phoned me to tell me they're setting of shortly to deliver my car to my house, short of crashing on the way .............  it's fixed - eventually! I've to see the repair yet ..... 

And regarding payment .......... there's nothing further to pay! Result! He said they've f***ed me about enough so they're standing the extra costs of the airbag. 

So they should:

1) Failed to diag. it properly first time
2) The changed a part that didn't need changing based on poor diag.
3) They charged you for the privilege
4) They have put more miles on it than you recently
5) They smashed it up

Did I miss anything lol

Yes. 
They tried bull shitting me about 'low voltages' being a possibility ie not operating the valve block properly.
Shagged the ABS sensor when they removed/replaced the strut. 

Did you notice if the mechanics had knucles that scraped along the floor when they walked?

[STEMO]

So .......

Mercedes have just phoned me to tell me they're setting of shortly to deliver my car to my house, short of crashing on the way .............  it's fixed - eventually! I've to see the repair yet ..... 

And regarding payment .......... there's nothing further to pay! Result! He said they've f***ed me about enough so they're standing the extra costs of the airbag. 

So they should:

1) Failed to diag. it properly first time
2) The changed a part that didn't need changing based on poor diag.
3) They charged you for the privilege
4) They have put more miles on it than you recently
5) They smashed it up

Did I miss anything lol

Yes. 
They tried bull shitting me about 'low voltages' being a possibility ie not operating the valve block properly.
Shagged the ABS sensor when they removed/replaced the strut. 

Did you notice if the mechanics had knucles that scraped along the floor when they walked?

His knuckles may have scraped the floor, but at least he could spell them.

[Lazydocker]

So .......

Mercedes have just phoned me to tell me they're setting of shortly to deliver my car to my house, short of crashing on the way .............  it's fixed - eventually! I've to see the repair yet ..... 

And regarding payment .......... there's nothing further to pay! Result! He said they've f***ed me about enough so they're standing the extra costs of the airbag. 

So they should:

1) Failed to diag. it properly first time
2) The changed a part that didn't need changing based on poor diag.
3) They charged you for the privilege
4) They have put more miles on it than you recently
5) They smashed it up

Did I miss anything lol

Yes. 
They tried bull shitting me about 'low voltages' being a possibility ie not operating the valve block properly.
Shagged the ABS sensor when they removed/replaced the strut. 

Did you notice if the mechanics had knucles that scraped along the floor when they walked?

His knuckles may have scraped the floor, but at least he could spell them.

Epic timing as always Esty! 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

So .......

Mercedes have just phoned me to tell me they're setting of shortly to deliver my car to my house, short of crashing on the way .............  it's fixed - eventually! I've to see the repair yet ..... 

And regarding payment .......... there's nothing further to pay! Result! He said they've f***ed me about enough so they're standing the extra costs of the airbag. 

So they should:

1) Failed to diag. it properly first time
2) The changed a part that didn't need changing based on poor diag.
3) They charged you for the privilege
4) They have put more miles on it than you recently
5) They smashed it up

Did I miss anything lol

Yes. 
They tried bull shitting me about 'low voltages' being a possibility ie not operating the valve block properly.
Shagged the ABS sensor when they removed/replaced the strut. 

Did you notice if the mechanics had knucles that scraped along the floor when they walked?

His knuckles may have scraped the floor, but at least he could spell them.

Knuckles is the english version of the word.

Knucles is the Czechoslovakian spelling.

I'm surprised you missed that.

[STEMO]

So .......

Mercedes have just phoned me to tell me they're setting of shortly to deliver my car to my house, short of crashing on the way .............  it's fixed - eventually! I've to see the repair yet ..... 

And regarding payment .......... there's nothing further to pay! Result! He said they've f***ed me about enough so they're standing the extra costs of the airbag. 

So they should:

1) Failed to diag. it properly first time
2) The changed a part that didn't need changing based on poor diag.
3) They charged you for the privilege
4) They have put more miles on it than you recently
5) They smashed it up

Did I miss anything lol

Yes. 
They tried bull shitting me about 'low voltages' being a possibility ie not operating the valve block properly.
Shagged the ABS sensor when they removed/replaced the strut. 

Did you notice if the mechanics had knucles that scraped along the floor when they walked?

His knuckles may have scraped the floor, but at least he could spell them.

Knuckles is the english version of the word.

Knucles is the Czechoslovakian spelling.

I'm surprised you missed that.

I'll bet he could 'quote' properly too. 

[henryd]

So .......

Mercedes have just phoned me to tell me they're setting of shortly to deliver my car to my house, short of crashing on the way .............  it's fixed - eventually! I've to see the repair yet ..... 

And regarding payment .......... there's nothing further to pay! Result! He said they've f***ed me about enough so they're standing the extra costs of the airbag. 

So they should:

1) Failed to diag. it properly first time
2) The changed a part that didn't need changing based on poor diag.
3) They charged you for the privilege
4) They have put more miles on it than you recently
5) They smashed it up

Did I miss anything lol

Yes. 
They tried bull shitting me about 'low voltages' being a possibility ie not operating the valve block properly.
Shagged the ABS sensor when they removed/replaced the strut. 

Did you notice if the mechanics had knucles that scraped along the floor when they walked?

His knuckles may have scraped the floor, but at least he could spell them.

Knuckles is the english version of the word.

Knucles is the Czechoslovakian spelling.

I'm surprised you missed that.

I'll bet he could 'quote' properly too.