Ello peeps

As some on here know, I declared myself bankrupt back in May 2011 and was discharged in May 2012.
Before I pulled the plug, I setup a basic account in my name with just 10 quid in it (so the receiver wouldn't bother) and left it there for a rainy day.
Since the discharge, i've had money going in and out of since with no problems.
Right, here is the good news ...............
A bloke who I have known for 25 years in the game has had enough and as of 2 weeks time, he is retiring and going house sitting around the world.
Now for 25 years, I have been covering his call outs and vice versa so we know each others work inside out.
Because of this, I have first option on 90% of his business.
A agreement has been made where as I pay him a percentage of book profits for 3 years then the lot is mine

And the bad bit ..................
Obviously, I will need a separate bank account for the business.
Thing is, because I have next to zero credit rating and already have a basic bank account the few banking institutions that I have spoken to are treating me like a leper and all without exception are saying "computer says no"

Who out there will give a dodgy bastid like me a basic bank account ?