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Richie London

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« on: 20 July 2008, 13:36:48 »
ive just been speaking to a m8 on the phone. 1 of our m8s is doing agency work as a butcher, hes down in brighton so i thought id have a laugh. sent him a text saying are you mincing in brighton?? just got a text with words im too shocked to read twice   :o :o

any more inuendos i can send him  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #1 on: 20 July 2008, 14:08:46 »
you can ask him if he has any hot sausages on offer ::)  Sorry ... feeble attempt I know  :-[
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Re: sensitive people
« Reply #2 on: 20 July 2008, 14:12:39 »
Ask him if his meat is well hung. ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 20 July 2008, 14:18:12 »
Tell him to stop playing with shiny choppers
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Re: sensitive people
« Reply #4 on: 20 July 2008, 14:24:41 »
does he deal with faggots? and can he have a break and go round the back with a quick fag?
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Re: sensitive people
« Reply #5 on: 20 July 2008, 14:27:19 »
i have some mates of that persuasion and they love being called all the usual bumf its only the politically correct who get offended !! :y
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Re: sensitive people
« Reply #6 on: 20 July 2008, 15:16:59 »
I know what I'd call a overly sensitive person...  ...another to add to the list ;)
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« Reply #7 on: 20 July 2008, 18:23:32 »
i asked if hes got any skin on his sausage, hes turned his phone off  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #8 on: 20 July 2008, 18:25:11 »
Not a sore area I hope  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: sensitive people
« Reply #9 on: 20 July 2008, 20:13:07 »
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Not a sore area I hope  ;D ;D ;D
Thats a bit close to the bone. :D :D :D
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Re: sensitive people
« Reply #10 on: 20 July 2008, 21:23:50 »
Not mentioned sheep yet then? ;D
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« Reply #11 on: 20 July 2008, 21:27:14 »
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Not mentioned sheep yet then? ;D




I fear its on its way Mike  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #12 on: 20 July 2008, 23:10:53 »
You asked for a butchers at it yet?

[size=9]ooops, sorry, that one could backfire a tad......      ;D[/size]
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Re: sensitive people
« Reply #13 on: 21 July 2008, 00:22:50 »
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ive just been speaking to a m8 on the phone. 1 of our m8s is doing agency work as a butcher, hes down in brighton so i thought id have a laugh. sent him a text saying are you mincing in brighton?? just got a text with words im too shocked to read twice   :o :o

any more inuendos i can send him  ;D ;D ;D

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz you guys are incorigable.
being totally pc i am offended ::)



Funny though ;DAnd one gets used to it being gay capital of England.

Quite often me wife and i are walking around the town,well near Kemptown,and holiday makers have coe up to us,shook our hands and said thank god a straight couple,did you know this place is full of queers.makes us laugh.
Ppl come here knowing ,probably,what the rep of the town is and are amazedwhen they see gays,lessies,trans openly walking about holding hands or kissing in the street.

Feel a bit sorry for your mate as he is down,not knowing anyone.

Still 3 places to avoid if he is on his own The malborough,candy bar.charles St club.Oh and walking up St James St late at night.
Bit of gay bashing occurs here.don't matter if you are straight you could still get turned over.

Could ask your mate if he has tried the blue vein steak :)


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Re: sensitive people
« Reply #14 on: 21 July 2008, 00:25:26 »
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You asked for a butchers at it yet?

[size=9]ooops, sorry, that one could backfire a tad......      ;D[/size]
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