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[STEMO]

I put a pie in the microwave for my lunch, set the timer and went upstairs to put something away. Got a bit distracted but no matter, pie will still be warm. Came back down, eventually, to the smell of something nasty. Pie was still rotating and had started to smoke. WTF?
How? Why? Hmmmm......then it dawned on me. I had put the PIN that unlocks my iPad into the microwave keypad and pressed start.

Getting worse. 

[Marks DTM Calib]

12 minutes and 34 seconds?

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Pies are full of bull scrotum and unexplained 'connective tissue' so you probably had a lucky escape.

Make yourself a nice lentil sandwich instead.  

[STEMO]

12 minutes and 34 seconds?

Is this a phishing post? 

[STEMO]

Pies are full of bull scrotum and unexplained 'connective tissue' so you probably had a lucky escape.

Make yourself a nice lentil sandwich instead.

Bull scrotum you say? Sounds delicious, yum yum. 

[2boxerdogs]

Never touch pies ,I know what goes in them having had to work in a well known manufacturers factory for a short while, absolute shite. Home made yes shop bought never ever ,same goes for sausage rolls.

[TheBoy]

I can't get downstairs to make anything. Mrs TB has only left me oranges up here to eat.

Gonna be shitting through eye of a needle later, I reckon.

[Doctor Gollum]

At least you took it out of the foil tray, otherwise you might not have had a down stairs to come down to...

[zirk]

I put a pie in the microwave for my lunch, set the timer and went upstairs to put something away. Got a bit distracted but no matter, pie will still be warm. Came back down, eventually, to the smell of something nasty. Pie was still rotating and had started to smoke. WTF?
How? Why? Hmmmm......then it dawned on me. I had put the PIN that unlocks my iPad into the microwave keypad and pressed start.

Getting worse. 

That might explain why I have to wait 8 minutes to get my Cash out of the ATM.

I did put some Frankfurters in the Microwave once, set it to 40 mins, thinking it was 4, after about 20 mins released what had happened, open the microwave, nothing, gone, no frankfurters.....  on closer inspection the sausages had blown into tiny mush and stuck themselves all over the microwave walls. 

[TheBoy]

I put a pie in the microwave for my lunch, set the timer and went upstairs to put something away. Got a bit distracted but no matter, pie will still be warm. Came back down, eventually, to the smell of something nasty. Pie was still rotating and had started to smoke. WTF?
How? Why? Hmmmm......then it dawned on me. I had put the PIN that unlocks my iPad into the microwave keypad and pressed start.

Getting worse. 

That might explain why I have to wait 8 minutes to get my Cash out of the ATM.

I did put some Frankfurters in the Microwave once, set it to 40 mins, thinking it was 4, after about 20 mins released what had happened, open the microwave, nothing, gone, no frankfurters.....  on closer inspection the sausages had blown into tiny mush and stuck themselves all over the microwave walls. 

Years ago, my landlord and I got back from a gentlemens evening out, feeling peckish, so put some bangers under the grill...

...woke up several hours later to a very foggy living room 

[TD]

At least you took it out of the foil tray, otherwise you might not have had a down stairs to come down to...

Probably would have been ok on a round pie as you can put foil in a microwave, as long as its no where near the sides.

Ive got a 'grilling plate' for my microwave, well its actually two metal plates that clamp either side of the food.
Insert 2 rashes of bacon, microwave for 2/3 mins, bacon done and browned as well 

[TD]

I put a pie in the microwave for my lunch, set the timer and went upstairs to put something away. Got a bit distracted but no matter, pie will still be warm. Came back down, eventually, to the smell of something nasty. Pie was still rotating and had started to smoke. WTF?
How? Why? Hmmmm......then it dawned on me. I had put the PIN that unlocks my iPad into the microwave keypad and pressed start.

Getting worse. 

That might explain why I have to wait 8 minutes to get my Cash out of the ATM.

I did put some Frankfurters in the Microwave once, set it to 40 mins, thinking it was 4, after about 20 mins released what had happened, open the microwave, nothing, gone, no frankfurters.....  on closer inspection the sausages had blown into tiny mush and stuck themselves all over the microwave walls. 

Years ago, my landlord and I got back from a gentlemens evening out, feeling peckish, so put some bangers under the grill...

...woke up several hours later to a very foggy living room 

I learnt many moons ago that cooking when back from the pub is a bad idea 
Takeaway is far safer 

[amazonian]

How? Why? Hmmmm......then it dawned on me. I had put the PIN that unlocks my iPad into the microwave keypad and pressed start.

Just as well you didnt put your age in, the whole street may have burnt down!

                           

                             

[zirk]

Years ago, my landlord and I got back from a gentlemens evening out, feeling peckish, so put some bangers under the grill...

...woke up several hours later to a very foggy living room 

I learnt many moons ago that cooking when back from the pub is a bad idea 
Takeaway is far safer 

One Friday Night absolutely smashed, I picked up a Kebab walking back from the Pub, went to bed, slept like a baby, woke up, stinking hangover, didn't remember much about anything, lying there trying to plunk up the energy and strength to go to the loo, remember kept thinking to myself, what is that smell?, eventually pulled the covers off to get up and, screamed like a baby, looked like I'd been shot in the chest overnight with a 12 Bore Shotgun,  , dried kebab and red chili sauce stuck all over my chest 

[STEMO]

As usual, I must thank you all for your sympathy and understanding