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Andy B

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Re: Mobile phones in prisons
« Reply #15 on: 23 February 2017, 22:54:23 »
Quote from: Migv6 on 23 February 2017, 19:48:41
A former workmate of mine served 3 years for gbh. He ......
Another former workmate served 12 years for murder. Even ....

Where did you work?   ???   ;D ;D
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Re: Mobile phones in prisons
« Reply #16 on: 23 February 2017, 23:00:38 »
Reckon he was an MP :P
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Re: Mobile phones in prisons
« Reply #17 on: 23 February 2017, 23:27:14 »
Quote from: Andy B on 23 February 2017, 22:54:23
Quote from: Migv6 on 23 February 2017, 19:48:41
A former workmate of mine served 3 years for gbh. He ......
Another former workmate served 12 years for murder. Even ....

Where did you work?   ???   ;D ;D

Shovelling concrete on pricework. It attracted a bit of a rough old crowd. Not a single O level between the lot of us. It wasn't a place for the faint hearted.  ;D
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Re: Mobile phones in prisons
« Reply #18 on: 24 February 2017, 00:02:46 »
Quote from: Lazydocker on 23 February 2017, 17:50:03

Having recently spoken with someone who is serving time I can assure you that not all prisons are holiday camps :D

What network was he/she on and was the signal good?  ::)  ;)
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Re: Mobile phones in prisons
« Reply #19 on: 24 February 2017, 14:55:23 »
EE are offering a new mini micro almost invisible SIM card esp. for prisoners. I believe it's so small you can hide it in your japs eye.  :)
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Re: Mobile phones in prisons
« Reply #20 on: 24 February 2017, 16:47:30 »
Quote from: RumpelStiltSkin on 23 February 2017, 18:48:36
Quote from: Lazydocker on 23 February 2017, 17:50:03
Having recently spoken with someone who is serving time I can assure you that not all prisons are holiday camps :D
But still far too easy.  Granted, many cat A and cat B's are hard places...  ...but they tend to be reserved for more serious crimes.

After all, its supposed to be a deterrent, and anyone committing a crime warranting a custodial should be doing hard labour.

That's the trouble with these 'liberal types', only hard labour, where there are more effective 'permanent solutions'. :P
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Re: Mobile phones in prisons
« Reply #21 on: 24 February 2017, 18:52:15 »
Quote from: STEMO on 24 February 2017, 14:55:23
EE are offering a new mini micro almost invisible SIM card esp. for prisoners. I believe it's so small you can hide it in your japs eye.  :)

Fixed that for you  ;D ;D
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Re: Mobile phones in prisons
« Reply #22 on: 24 February 2017, 18:59:06 »
Quote from: X30XE on 24 February 2017, 18:52:15
Quote from: STEMO on 24 February 2017, 14:55:23
EE are offering a new mini micro almost invisible SIM card esp. for prisoners. I believe it's so small you can hide it in your japs eye.  :)

Fixed that for you  ;D ;D
Yes, thank you for that. The added bonus is that big Winston has to give you a blow job to get it out.  ;D
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Re: Mobile phones in prisons
« Reply #23 on: 24 February 2017, 19:00:01 »
Unless, of course, he gets the knitting needles out. Ouch  :'( :'(
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Re: Mobile phones in prisons
« Reply #24 on: 24 February 2017, 19:21:14 »
Quote from: STEMO on 24 February 2017, 19:00:01
Unless, of course, he gets the knitting needles out. Ouch  :'( :'(
Ah yes, the wisened voice of experience  :D
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Re: Mobile phones in prisons
« Reply #25 on: 24 February 2017, 19:22:36 »
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Quote from: STEMO on 24 February 2017, 19:00:01
Unless, of course, he gets the knitting needles out. Ouch  :'( :'(
Ah yes, the wisened voice of experience  :D

You can take the boy out of Liverpool...  ;D ;)
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Re: Mobile phones in prisons
« Reply #26 on: 24 February 2017, 19:31:48 »
Does anyone have Big Winston's phone number for Uncle STEMO?  ???  :)
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Re: Mobile phones in prisons
« Reply #27 on: 24 February 2017, 20:40:02 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 24 February 2017, 19:31:48
Does anyone have Big Winston's phone number for Uncle STEMO?  ???  :)
Got it. Thanks anyway.  :y
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Re: Mobile phones in prisons
« Reply #28 on: 24 February 2017, 20:41:55 »
Quote from: STEMO on 24 February 2017, 20:40:02
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 24 February 2017, 19:31:48
Does anyone have Big Winston's phone number for Uncle STEMO?  ???  :)
Got it. Thanks anyway.  :y
Ohhhhhh yeah you know thats right STEMO :-* :-*
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Re: Mobile phones in prisons
« Reply #29 on: 24 February 2017, 20:42:46 »
Quote from: BigWinston on 24 February 2017, 20:41:55
Quote from: STEMO on 24 February 2017, 20:40:02
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 24 February 2017, 19:31:48
Does anyone have Big Winston's phone number for Uncle STEMO?  ???  :)
Got it. Thanks anyway.  :y
Ohhhhhh yeah you know thats right STEMO :-* :-*
Hi Honey.  ;D
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