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Doctor Gollum

Anyhoo back to the original question... have you found the damned beast yet? It owes you at least one haunch...
Onanists always think outside the box.

Lazydocker

Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 24 March 2017, 10:12:53
Anyhoo back to the original question... have you found the damned beast yet? It owes you at least one haunch...

No. I suspect the farmer had it away yesterday as he was cutting all the turf in the field ::)
Whatever it is... I didn't do it

Doctor Gollum

Pure coincidence... ask him if he'll share it ::)
Onanists always think outside the box.

zirk

Quote from: Lazydocker on 24 March 2017, 12:05:42
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 24 March 2017, 10:12:53
Anyhoo back to the original question... have you found the damned beast yet? It owes you at least one haunch...

No. I suspect the farmer had it away yesterday as he was cutting all the turf in the field ::)
Not sure how it works out your way LD, but in Epping Forest the Deer belong to the Queen so they can only be removed by the City of London Forestry Commission, having said that theres an old rumour (or Bylaw) that states the Driver involved is unable to remove the Deer, but a passer by can have it away.

Lazydocker

Quote from: zirk on 24 March 2017, 13:20:26
Quote from: Lazydocker on 24 March 2017, 12:05:42
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 24 March 2017, 10:12:53
Anyhoo back to the original question... have you found the damned beast yet? It owes you at least one haunch...

No. I suspect the farmer had it away yesterday as he was cutting all the turf in the field ::)
Not sure how it works out your way LD, but in Epping Forest the Deer belong to the Queen so they can only be removed by the City of London Forestry Commission, having said that theres an old rumour (or Bylaw) that states the Driver involved is unable to remove the Deer, but a passer by can have it away.

It's the latter here. Same with pheasant.
Whatever it is... I didn't do it

henryd

Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 24 March 2017, 10:06:06
Quote from: henryd on 23 March 2017, 23:42:43
Quote from: 78bex on 23 March 2017, 22:51:55
Thanks for sharing  :o I think that would have shook me up a bit :-X
Glad you`re ok & kinda proves what I`ve always thought about bigger cars.

Not neccessarily :o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBDyeWofcLY
The design era, or rather the criteria that the car is designed to meet plays a big part... this crash looks far worse because the Modus is a smaller and taller vehicle with the absorption happening in a much smaller space, where as the apparent devastation of the Volvo is due to the impact being absorbed by an extra 18" or so more front end. Incidentally, the Modus is 300kgs lighter so will bear the brunt of the impact regardless of how little deformation occurs.

I know which car I would rather be in for that crash, and it's not the Renualt.

You need to watch it again,the Modus driver would have walked away,the Volvo driver would need to be cut out and may not have survived :y
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aaronjb

Volvo driver definitely won't be using his legs for a while..

Doctor Gollum

It's a while since I had last seen that, didn't remember it being quite so catastrophic... I wonder if there wasn't something structurally wrong with the Volvo :-\

I know which one I would rather hit a stag in... and it's not the Renault, and looking a gain at that, not that Volvo either...
Onanists always think outside the box.

Kevin Wood

If I ever find myself driving a Modus I'll have given up on life anyway, so its crash-worthiness won't be foremost in my mind. ;)
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Doctor Gollum

Quote from: Kevin Wood on 24 March 2017, 16:44:02
If I ever find myself driving a Modus I'll have given up on life anyway, so its crash-worthiness won't be foremost in my mind. ;)
Good point well presented.
Onanists always think outside the box.

Nick W

Quote from: Kevin Wood on 24 March 2017, 16:44:02
If I ever find myself driving a Modus ANY BLOODY RENAULT WHATSOEVER I'll have given up on life anyway, so its crash-worthiness won't be foremost in my mind. ;)


Fixed that for you :y

citroenguy

A Modus with a RenaultSport clit swap would be fun ;D a nice sleeper.
Blowing the doors of GTI's at the traffic lights :D
124k on the C5
I like Omegas Senators and all other big 90´s euro saloons.
Previous motors: 3x Rover 600s, Citroën ZX, Volvo 850

Lazydocker

Quote from: henryd on 24 March 2017, 15:49:58
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 24 March 2017, 10:06:06
Quote from: henryd on 23 March 2017, 23:42:43
Quote from: 78bex on 23 March 2017, 22:51:55
Thanks for sharing  :o I think that would have shook me up a bit :-X
Glad you`re ok & kinda proves what I`ve always thought about bigger cars.

Not neccessarily :o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBDyeWofcLY
The design era, or rather the criteria that the car is designed to meet plays a big part... this crash looks far worse because the Modus is a smaller and taller vehicle with the absorption happening in a much smaller space, where as the apparent devastation of the Volvo is due to the impact being absorbed by an extra 18" or so more front end. Incidentally, the Modus is 300kgs lighter so will bear the brunt of the impact regardless of how little deformation occurs.

I know which car I would rather be in for that crash, and it's not the Renualt.

You need to watch it again,the Modus driver would have walked away,the Volvo driver would need to be cut out and may not have survived :y

But it's not a fair comparison - A 1990's Volvo (designed in the 1980's) against a 2004 Renault that may have been designed as early as the very late 1990's. car design and safety increased dramatically in that time! To be a fair comparison it would need to be the Renault against an Omega or even the V70. I suspect the outcome would be very different ;)
Whatever it is... I didn't do it

citroenguy

Quote from: Lazydocker on 25 March 2017, 09:59:51
Quote from: henryd on 24 March 2017, 15:49:58
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 24 March 2017, 10:06:06
Quote from: henryd on 23 March 2017, 23:42:43
Quote from: 78bex on 23 March 2017, 22:51:55
Thanks for sharing  :o I think that would have shook me up a bit :-X
Glad you`re ok & kinda proves what I`ve always thought about bigger cars.

Not neccessarily :o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBDyeWofcLY
The design era, or rather the criteria that the car is designed to meet plays a big part... this crash looks far worse because the Modus is a smaller and taller vehicle with the absorption happening in a much smaller space, where as the apparent devastation of the Volvo is due to the impact being absorbed by an extra 18" or so more front end. Incidentally, the Modus is 300kgs lighter so will bear the brunt of the impact regardless of how little deformation occurs.

I know which car I would rather be in for that crash, and it's not the Renualt.

You need to watch it again,the Modus driver would have walked away,the Volvo driver would need to be cut out and may not have survived :y

But it's not a fair comparison - A 1990's Volvo (designed in the 1980's) against a 2004 Renault that may have been designed as early as the very late 1990's. car design and safety increased dramatically in that time! To be a fair comparison it would need to be the Renault against an Omega or even the V70. I suspect the outcome would be very different ;)

The Omega B was designed in the late 80's/early 90's so i think it would be pretty fooked too, a bit better yes.. A V70 would probably fare better but I think the Modus still could be OK, "modern" small cars are generally very safe and strong.
124k on the C5
I like Omegas Senators and all other big 90´s euro saloons.
Previous motors: 3x Rover 600s, Citroën ZX, Volvo 850

Lazydocker

Quote from: citroenguy on 25 March 2017, 10:13:56
Quote from: Lazydocker on 25 March 2017, 09:59:51
Quote from: henryd on 24 March 2017, 15:49:58
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 24 March 2017, 10:06:06
Quote from: henryd on 23 March 2017, 23:42:43
Quote from: 78bex on 23 March 2017, 22:51:55
Thanks for sharing  :o I think that would have shook me up a bit :-X
Glad you`re ok & kinda proves what I`ve always thought about bigger cars.

Not neccessarily :o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBDyeWofcLY
The design era, or rather the criteria that the car is designed to meet plays a big part... this crash looks far worse because the Modus is a smaller and taller vehicle with the absorption happening in a much smaller space, where as the apparent devastation of the Volvo is due to the impact being absorbed by an extra 18" or so more front end. Incidentally, the Modus is 300kgs lighter so will bear the brunt of the impact regardless of how little deformation occurs.

I know which car I would rather be in for that crash, and it's not the Renualt.

You need to watch it again,the Modus driver would have walked away,the Volvo driver would need to be cut out and may not have survived :y

But it's not a fair comparison - A 1990's Volvo (designed in the 1980's) against a 2004 Renault that may have been designed as early as the very late 1990's. car design and safety increased dramatically in that time! To be a fair comparison it would need to be the Renault against an Omega or even the V70. I suspect the outcome would be very different ;)

The Omega B was designed in the late 80's/early 90's so i think it would be pretty fooked too, a bit better yes.. A V70 would probably fare better but I think the Modus still could be OK, "modern" small cars are generally very safe and strong.

Better than they used to be but I would still prefer a big car than small... If I had been in Mrs LD's 2009 Panda I'm pretty confident of 2 things... 1, the damage would have extended to the cabin (near to 2 feet of deformation on the front of the Omega - the same on a panda brings it right on the A Pillar) and 2, I wouldn't have walked away completely uninjured.
Whatever it is... I didn't do it