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for the older OOF'er
« on: 09 April 2017, 11:10:32 »
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Re: for the older OOF'er
« Reply #1 on: 09 April 2017, 11:16:44 »
" ....... the evenly oscillating spray and the pulsating massage function will increase your sense of well-being even further. "   :D  ;D

Just what Uncle STEMO needs first thing in the morning!  :y
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Re: for the older OOF'er
« Reply #2 on: 09 April 2017, 11:25:41 »
Toilet......luxury.

I can only afford to crap in a bucket. And as for bog roll I use the Daily Mail.
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Re: for the older OOF'er
« Reply #3 on: 09 April 2017, 11:34:40 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 09 April 2017, 11:16:44
" ....... the evenly oscillating spray and the pulsating massage function will increase your sense of well-being even further. "   :D  ;D

Just what Uncle STEMO needs first thing in the morning!  :y

By this time it is already too late. :(
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Re: for the older OOF'er
« Reply #4 on: 09 April 2017, 11:52:22 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 09 April 2017, 11:25:41
Toilet......luxury.

I can only afford to crap in a bucket. And as for bog roll I use the Daily Mail.
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Glad someone has found a use for it  ::) ::)
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Re: for the older OOF'er
« Reply #5 on: 09 April 2017, 12:08:43 »


Not sure if it would deal with a good "pebble dash" after an excessively hot curry  ::)
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Re: for the older OOF'er
« Reply #6 on: 09 April 2017, 12:47:05 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 09 April 2017, 11:25:41
Toilet......luxury.

I can only afford to crap in a bucket. And as for bog roll I use the Daily Mail.

What's an old commie like you doing buying the Daily Mail?  :-\  Surely you meant the Morning Star?  :)
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Re: for the older OOF'er
« Reply #7 on: 09 April 2017, 13:09:41 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 09 April 2017, 12:47:05
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 09 April 2017, 11:25:41
Toilet......luxury.

I can only afford to crap in a bucket. And as for bog roll I use the Daily Mail.

What's an old commie like you doing buying the Daily Mail?  :-\  Surely you meant the Morning Star?  :)

Buy it.....certainly not. :(

Use it to wipe my arse.....certainly would. :y
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Re: for the older OOF'er
« Reply #8 on: 09 April 2017, 13:11:39 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 09 April 2017, 12:47:05
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 09 April 2017, 11:25:41
Toilet......luxury.

I can only afford to crap in a bucket. And as for bog roll I use the Daily Mail.

What's an old commie like you doing buying the Daily Mail?  :-\  Surely you meant the Morning Star?  :)

The Socialist Worker makes a good read. Plenty about Mr Corbyn. :)
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Re: for the older OOF'er
« Reply #9 on: 09 April 2017, 13:38:27 »
Our lord opti, has a lady to attend to his cleansing's requirements,after using the privvy

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Re: for the older OOF'er
« Reply #10 on: 09 April 2017, 13:58:20 »
Quote from: biggriffin on 09 April 2017, 13:38:27
Our lord opti, has a lady to attend to his cleansing's requirements,after using the privvy

Doesn't everyone? ;) :D
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Re: for the older OOF'er
« Reply #11 on: 09 April 2017, 15:00:54 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 09 April 2017, 13:58:20
Quote from: biggriffin on 09 April 2017, 13:38:27
Our lord opti, has a lady to attend to his cleansing's requirements,after using the privvy

Doesn't everyone? ;) :D


Only the members in the oof, home for the be-fuddled
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Re: for the older OOF'er
« Reply #12 on: 09 April 2017, 15:10:31 »
Quote from: biggriffin on 09 April 2017, 15:00:54
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 09 April 2017, 13:58:20
Quote from: biggriffin on 09 April 2017, 13:38:27
Our lord opti, has a lady to attend to his cleansing's requirements,after using the privvy

Doesn't everyone? ;) :D


Only the members in the oof, home for the be-fuddled

Sounds good!  :)  How do you get in there then?  ;D
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Re: for the older OOF'er
« Reply #13 on: 09 April 2017, 16:49:16 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 09 April 2017, 13:58:20
Quote from: biggriffin on 09 April 2017, 13:38:27
Our lord opti, has a lady to attend to his cleansing's requirements,after using the privvy

Doesn't everyone? ;) :D

Does she still use fivers, or has he moved on to tenners !

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Re: for the older OOF'er
« Reply #14 on: 09 April 2017, 17:09:08 »
Quote from: Mister Rog on 09 April 2017, 16:49:16
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 09 April 2017, 13:58:20
Quote from: biggriffin on 09 April 2017, 13:38:27
Our lord opti, has a lady to attend to his cleansing's requirements,after using the privvy

Doesn't everyone? ;) :D

Does she still use fivers, or has he moved on to tenners !


I give a full-breasted 19 year old scullery maid a nice crisp fifty for services rendered.  :y

This works out at far more than minimum wage. :)
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