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[STEMO]

Blows in from the Sahara via France. 

Spot on. We get it in Southern Spain quite a lot. About a month ago the visibility was really bad. Spanish have a word for it which I learnt and now have completely forgotten. (age thing)

Calima.

[Varche]

That is it. I will write it on the back of my hand !

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

It's not sand and dust that annoys me. It's white bird shit on a black Jaguar.

I'm pretty sure  pterodactyl's are not extinct judging by the size of the 'aerial dumps' that splatter my car.

[STEMO]

It's not sand and dust that annoys me. It's white bird shit on a black Jaguar.

I'm pretty sure  pterodactyl's are not extinct judging by the size of the 'aerial dumps' that splatter my car.

Buy a birdshit coloured car, like wot I have. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

It's not sand and dust that annoys me. It's white bird shit on a black Jaguar.

I'm pretty sure  pterodactyl's are not extinct judging by the size of the 'aerial dumps' that splatter my car.

Buy a birdshit coloured car, like wot I have. 

Bird shit the same colour as your Astra would mean the birds in question have serious health problems.

[STEMO]

It's not sand and dust that annoys me. It's white bird shit on a black Jaguar.

I'm pretty sure  pterodactyl's are not extinct judging by the size of the 'aerial dumps' that splatter my car.

Buy a birdshit coloured car, like wot I have. 

Bird shit the same colour as your Astra would mean the birds in question have serious health problems.

It's mostly unnoticeable on 'The Bogey'. It kind of blends in.

[TheBoy]

It's not sand and dust that annoys me. It's white bird shit on a black Jaguar.

I'm pretty sure  pterodactyl's are not extinct judging by the size of the 'aerial dumps' that splatter my car.

One emptied itself on the screen whilst I was driving through MK earlier, I thought the screen was going to fail

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

It's not sand and dust that annoys me. It's white bird shit on a black Jaguar.

I'm pretty sure  pterodactyl's are not extinct judging by the size of the 'aerial dumps' that splatter my car.

One emptied itself on the screen whilst I was driving through MK earlier, I thought the screen was going to fail

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More likely to be one of the inbred residents of MK themselves. Odd people.

[STEMO]

If you get a skein of geese flying over, watch. They don't so much dump as strafe.

[Doctor Gollum]

Some of the cars here look like they were sandblasted at the factory

[ronnyd]

If you get a skein of geese flying over, watch. They don't so much dump as strafe.

Hmm, carpet bombing gaggle of geese, that sounds like fun.

[Mr Gav]

It's not sand and dust that annoys me. It's white bird shit on a black Jaguar.

I'm pretty sure  pterodactyl's are not extinct judging by the size of the 'aerial dumps' that splatter my car.

I would get some decent bird poo remover as it isn`t too good for the paintwork if left