Dead Person

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Yep, so he can't enter the kingdom of heaven. Shame.

Not quite true, but it might be more difficult than getting a camel through the eye of a needle. 

Depends on the size of the camel and the size of the needle, I suppose. 

Funny you should say that. A very rich Christian preacher once told me that in ancient times in the middle east there was a very dangerous mountain track known as the needle, which was the most difficult place anyone could ride their camel. It wasn't impossible to get through, but required a lot of wisdom and experience.
I suspect he was full of shit. 

[STEMO]

Yep, so he can't enter the kingdom of heaven. Shame.

Not quite true, but it might be more difficult than getting a camel through the eye of a needle. 

Depends on the size of the camel and the size of the needle, I suppose. 

Funny you should say that. A very rich Christian preacher once told me that in ancient times in the middle east there was a very dangerous mountain track known as the needle, which was the most difficult place anyone could ride their camel. It wasn't impossible to get through, but required a lot of wisdom and experience.
I suspect he was full of shit. 

There's a whole book full of it, I believe.

[Bigron]

Yes well, they voted for Trump, din't they? And all those other numpties!

Ron.

[Sir Tigger KC]

www.theonion.com/panicked-billy-graham-realizes-he-took-wrong-turn-into-1823199623/amp

RIP 

[ronnyd]

www.theonion.com/panicked-billy-graham-realizes-he-took-wrong-turn-into-1823199623/amp

RIP 

Don,t tell the Catholic Church that gays go to heaven.

[2boxerdogs]

Emma Chambers, she played Alice in the Vicar of Dibley only 53 years of age , tragic.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Emma Chambers, she played Alice in the Vicar of Dibley only 53 years of age , tragic.

Is this the dopey bint?....

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Natural causes apparently......no idea what that means.

[ronnyd]

Stephen Lewis, Blakey of on On the Buses, 88 RIP.

[Mister Rog]

Stephen Lewis, Blakey of on On the Buses, 88 RIP.

If this is the "I'll get you Butler" bloke I think he actually kicked it a few years ago

. . . . But if he didn't, then good on him !   

[ronnyd]

Died last Wednesday in a nursing home in Wanstead.

[Viral_Jim]

Died last Wednesday in a nursing home in Wanstead.

I'd rather have the bullet. Thanks

[YZ250]

Died last Wednesday in a nursing home in Wanstead.

Most of that is correct but it was in August 2015. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Perhaps it is Blakey's identical twin.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Reports are coming in that Julius Caesar has just died.