My driveway....

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Nobody in their right mind would buy a Merc of that vintage so it must be the SsangYong Rodius

Dosn't Mike Brewer drive about in one of those in some episodes of Wheeler Dealers? 

If that is the best 'fatty Brewer' can do they can't be paying him much.

[YZ250]

Is it four wheel drive by any chance?  As in formerly Ford. 

Edit: Ah, I didn't spot the clue on page 3.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Is it four wheel drive by any chance?  As in formerly Ford. 

Edit: Ah, I didn't spot the clue on page 3.

You're getting there....

[Sir Tigger KC]

With the MPG you are getting it must be petrol. Yes?

Wrong.  It runs on dumper truck fuel. 

Some would say it might drive like a dumper truck but it's surprisingly refined. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

With the MPG you are getting it must be petrol. Yes?

Wrong.  It runs on dumper truck fuel. 

Some would say it might drive like a dumper truck but it's surprisingly refined. 

But you only managed 28.9 MPG on a run.

Tunnie will be shaking his head in disbelief.

[TheBoy]

With the MPG you are getting it must be petrol. Yes?

Wrong.  It runs on dumper truck fuel. 

Some would say it might drive like a dumper truck but it's surprisingly refined. 

But you only managed 28.9 MPG on a run.

Tunnie will be shaking his head in disbelief.

I reckon with a bit more encouragement, I can get the Jag down to under 30mpg over the tank.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

With the MPG you are getting it must be petrol. Yes?

Wrong.  It runs on dumper truck fuel. 

Some would say it might drive like a dumper truck but it's surprisingly refined. 

But you only managed 28.9 MPG on a run.

Tunnie will be shaking his head in disbelief.

I reckon with a bit more encouragement, I can get the Jag down to under 30mpg over the tank.

That is because you are a motoring heathen.

[Nick W]

With the MPG you are getting it must be petrol. Yes?

Wrong.  It runs on dumper truck fuel. 

Some would say it might drive like a dumper truck but it's surprisingly refined. 

Volvo XC90?

[tunnie]

With the MPG you are getting it must be petrol. Yes?

Wrong.  It runs on dumper truck fuel. 

Some would say it might drive like a dumper truck but it's surprisingly refined. 

Volvo XC90?

Never seen XC90 with 2.7 V6 lump 

[Lincs Robert]

Oh no, he's bought a Renault Avantine

A previous neighbour of mine worked for Renault UK head office, in marketing. He kept bringing home strange cars - like the Avantine, Vel Satis, 24v clit. Needless to say none of them ever sold any real quantity in the UK & he could never explain why they bothered to import RHD versions. He is now very high up in Renault Europe & things seem to have the other way with the current Laguna and Espace not even making it to these shores. I guess they are focussing on high volume products that, for some reason, British people continue to buy. 

[Sir Tigger KC]

With the MPG you are getting it must be petrol. Yes?

Wrong.  It runs on dumper truck fuel. 

Some would say it might drive like a dumper truck but it's surprisingly refined. 

But you only managed 28.9 MPG on a run.

Tunnie will be shaking his head in disbelief.

It's a hefty thing with a kerb weight of 2429 kgs (according to Parkers as I CBA to go out in the cold and dark to check the plate!), yet it is very comfortable on the motorway! 

I can't believe you guys havn't worked this out yet!   

5 Pages!! 

[STEMO]

With the MPG you are getting it must be petrol. Yes?

Wrong.  It runs on dumper truck fuel. 

Some would say it might drive like a dumper truck but it's surprisingly refined. 

But you only managed 28.9 MPG on a run.

Tunnie will be shaking his head in disbelief.

It's a hefty thing with a kerb weight of 2429 kgs (according to Parkers as I CBA to go out in the cold and dark to check the plate!), yet it is very comfortable on the motorway! 

I can't believe you guys havn't worked this out yet!   

5 Pages!! 

I don't fickin care what it is, so eff off! 

[YZ250]

...
It's a hefty thing with a kerb weight of 2429 kgs (according to Parkers as I CBA to go out in the cold and dark to check the plate!), yet it is very comfortable on the motorway! 

I can't believe you guys havn't worked this out yet!   

5 Pages!! 

I actually thought it was a 2.7 TDV6 Disco or similar.

[STEMO]

What colour is it? 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Range Rover 2.7 derv......got to be as it weighs the same as the QE2